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73 degrees and sunny two days ago. 1-3” today. #Chicago

Looks like Florida might actually get something right. Something about a broken clock being right twice a day.

“To the crowd, Walz was encouraging, saying their anger is justified. ‘The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting,’ he said. ‘You’re not.’” www.yahoo.com/news/somethi...

They take the gloves off and pick up a knife. We put the gloves on and say, “Let’s have a nice, clean fight, eh sport?” Then we sit in the corner and cry wondering why we’re bleeding out. “How did this happen??”

JUST IN: Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump spiritual advisor Robert Morris has been indicted for molesting a 12-year-old girl.

Tree loss from hurricane leaves Asheville vulnerable to new climate shocks Damage to trees in western North Carolina from Hurricane Helene was ‘extraordinary and humbling’ but urban areas face particular problems www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Fun exercise - replace “murdered” or “killed” with fired or dismissed and try to deny the parallels between 1930s Germany and the current administration. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victims...

We are firing Rangers at National Parks, scientists & aid workers that treat/prevent/research disease and feed the poor, & disabled vets helping fellow vets at VA hospitals, but the good news is we are going to buy a shit ton of crypto so Trump & his friends can make billions.

Leaders of the free world stand united in London The United States is not among them

Wonderful people.

This is one of the most shameful days in U.S. history. A weak, corrupt, deceitful, compromised Kremlinist U.S. president recruited his Yarvinist VP to gang up on a heroic ally on live TV. It devolved into a shouting match. Why? This report explains _exactly_ why:

Interesting that I haven’t seen a single story about the heavily Polish/Ukranian/German populated neighborhoods of these cities. I wonder what the difference could be.

Putting raw red onion in anything should be considered a crime against humanity and punished accordingly.

@blatzbeer.bsky.social Binny’s Chicago.

Love this mural.

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

Sweet home Chicago for a long weekend with the fellas.

Hey, US - take note. This is how it’s supposed to go.

Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.

If you guessed this dude’s LinkedIn profile pic is him in his car with a baseball cap and sunglasses (you know, the “does there have to be a black person in every commercial??” starter kit), you’d be 💯 spot on.

If you want us to stop comparing your guy to fascists, maybe he should stop acting like one.

Fascism is not on its way. It has arrived.

SlĂĄinte!

80 years ago, our fathers and grandfathers fought to rid Germany of fascism. Now, Musk, Trump, and Vance are working hard to restore it. You can’t be more UnAmerican and anti-democratic than MAGA and its Republican enablers. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

I don’t understand how in 2025, companies still fail miserably at managing a social media presence.

Incredible loss for the Asheville community and the food world as a whole. The man was a titan.

I’m sure they feel that same rage when they see folks flying the flag of Ireland, right? Right?? www.mysuncoast.com/2025/02/05/l...

How long is this fucking rebuild, already? Aren’t we about to conclude year 7 with the last 4 in a row at or near the bottom of the league?

I need to report a murder.