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Spencer Crittenden. I make dnd stuff and reskeet horrific news. check out @thathappenspod and my patreon. https://linktr.ee/thesixler
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I can’t believe we’re like almost a decade into “something that really confuses me is how republicans can say something and then do something that conflicts with what they said 🤔 I just can’t figure this out 😭” Just fucking stop. How do you people pass a captcha.

I love to partner up with top factories to cut out the middle man. I hate to pass the savings directly onto you.

I’m not always right but I’m mostly right most of the time and people get so pissed

Every time I bring this up people are like “well actually it’s bird flu and corporations are being honest and good”

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

Commenting "imagine if the roles were reversed" on a video of a woman skydiving

I miss hearing podcast ads for the song “diarrhea bounceback”

That’s why I thought there were so few cat figurines when I ate there

by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

trump wants to be able to tell the USPS not to deliver ballots to blue states www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Sometimes it’s fun for me to look up revelations claims and track them against current events, and the asteroid reminds me of the part in revelations where the stars fall from the sky and destroy 1/3 of the earth or whatever

If you guys keep ignoring my orders I’m gonna… be very displeased with you and do absolutely nothing about it

I’ve been saying this. You’re hearing it more and more

has a single mainstream journalist acknowledged that it was a massive media failure to treat project 2025 as a closed issue just bc trump lied a couple of times about not supporting it

Explains the in vitro thing

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

Good morning gang, let's fulfill this prophecy

them: *makes a dry joke about something* me: *yes-ands their joke with another dry ramification of their joke premise* them: I was joking me: 🙃

If good hackers existed they would be able to do a lot of crazy things right now, but alas

“There are currently four people remaining over there to do the work of 15 people. The danger to the national airspace can’t be understated." "This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” EXCLUSIVE ⤵️

hey so sorry, i'm going to be 10 minutes late to our zoom call, my mental breakdown is running over

I’m going to blow my brains out

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

what makes this even cooler is that Meta will let ads through for effectively anything

A good moment to remember the Russia thing was always real. Trump's goal is to help Russia and Putin, always has been. He's trying to throw our democratic allies under the bus and America as well. Again, the Russia thing was always real.

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

Lol people hacked the dogre website

Atlanta police have set up secret surveillance cameras outside of Stop Cop City activists' houses and gathering spots––and they refuse to answer any questions about the cameras www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

They shouldn’t have resigned. They should have continued to push the charges

Elon straight up stole money from NYC’s bank accounts comptroller.nyc.gov/newsroom/sta...

This isn't some kind of Baader-Meinhof effect thing, right? Like this isn't always happening and we're only paying attention now? Because this seems like a lot of airplane accidents

It appears that the "constitutional crisis" argument (which is very accurate) is working if they sent the press secretary out to make this very stupid statement about it.

How the fuck is HOLLYWOOD REPORTER going to make a headline of a DEEPFAKE video that suggests REAL CELEBRITIES MADE THE VIDEO we are so fucking cooked it’s not even funny

All the Russiagate stuff was basically true and Trump just fired the investigators and successfully covered it up