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“All that year the animals worked like slaves.” - Animal Farm, Chapter 6

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“At this there was a terrible baying sound outside, and nine enormous dogs wearing brass-studded collars came bounding into the barn.”- Animal Farm, Chapter 5

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Why, yes. Yes, I do have hand tremors. Thank you for noticing. Schrödinger's cat is bullshit. If you want to see something that is both alive and dead, you can just look at me. #crossstitch #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #cat #cats

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“It was given out that the animals there practiced cannibalism, tortured one another with red-hot horseshoes, and had their females in common.” - Animal Farm, Chapter 4

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"The pigs did not actually work, but directed and supervised the others."- Animal Farm, Chapter 3

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“The Seven Commandments would now be inscribed on the wall; they would form an unalterable law by which all the animals on Animal Farm must live for ever after.”- Animal Farm, Chapter 2

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"Man is the only creature that consumes without producing." -Old Major, Animal Farm, Chapter 1

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Sometimes I think about when I worked at Macy's and the time I sold a girl with broad shoulders a strapless prom dress because her mom was rude to me.

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What's an x-ray sound like? #record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp #bonerecord #bonerecords

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For a long, long, long, long time, one of my "holy grail" items has been an authentic, Soviet era bone record. And now... I have it! #record #vinyl #music #musichistory #history #archaeology #archaeologist #archaeologylife #archaeologyunfiltered #realtalk #foryou #fyp

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Happy 16th birthday to this sleepy, little old lady ❤️ #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky #pet #love #birthday

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65-80 MPH winds? ✅️ Fires? ✅️ Four-day Power outage? ✅️ Earthquake? ✅️ I basically live in Thebes. It's been a long night. #california #californialiving #californiafires #santaanas #earthquake #hercules #disney

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How am I NOT supposed to give her a tortilla chip?! #dog #dogs #dogsofbsky #dogsofbluesky #pet #love

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Trump: I will restore TikTok in the US! My brother in Christ, this is YOUR fault #tiktok #tiktokban #voteblue

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Peek-a-boo! #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsofbsky #lynxpoint #siamesecat

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Guillermo has decided to grace me with his presence today #tarantula #tarantulas #parkinglotspidersaga

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Why, yes, I do have hand tremors. Thank you for noticing. Cross-stitch is one of my favorite hobbies. #crossstitch #crossstitchoftiktok #crossstitching #crossstitchlover #naughtycrosstitch #thisisfine

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T and I argued over the guards' jumpsuits in Squid Game. He said pink, I said red. Turns out, I watched it on my phone with "Extra Dim" and "Eye Comfort" settings on. Screenshots proved we were both right—pink on the TV, red on my phone. Mystery solved! #squidgame

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Kryptonite doesn’t work on Superman the way maize and blue works on Ryan Day

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I'm thankful for the love and friends in my life ❤️ But I am who I am so... in the words of my underg anthropology professor: "History is based in reciprocity. Think of how the indigenous people gave the settlers food. In return they got shit like small pox and venereal diseases." #Thanksgiving2024

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Took my meds this morning, but something happened & 2 of them went.up.my.nose. & I COULD NOT GET THEM OUT. I just had to wait until they dissolved. All day... Lexapro-flavored post-nasal drip.

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How did I hug a cactus without getting poked? Like most pointy things, if you dont put pressure on it, it wont poke. But if you move your hand too fast, you might swipe a spine or 2. I cant get these out. Ive accepted I'm part saguaro now. Hoping for cool superpowers. #desertlife #cactus #outdoors

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I was really looking forward to watching Tyson knock that smug look off of Paul's face... Instead it was just watching some kid beat up a 60-year-old man... #TysonPaul