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thestatement.bsky.social

D[M]VNJ 36 year old married engineer that's better at BBQ and Gaming than Golf. Looking for plant advice, golf swings, smokers and gamer friends. PSN/Xbox/Steam = S2N336 #BlackEngineers #BlackGamers #BlackGolf I'm joking, Damn.

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"What size coochie you got?" IsmS WILD lmao

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To get away from an animal? Sure. For leisure? No.

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It's cool when it's all in good fun and your personal business ain't all in the streets

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👀

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This game starting to make my back hurt from all the carrying I be doing #MarvelRivals #BlackSkyGamers

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If I should die before I wake Roll me some up, make sure I'm straight Make sure my cup filled up with yac Make sure my paper come in stacks

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Today's upper body workout had me feeling like 2014 Chris I almost gave this speech in the mirror

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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Trying to time this 5K I'm gonna run around a manic episode

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Nah, this nigga Shannon Sharpe is unstable. Look @ Joe Johnson's face 😭

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Smfh

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Oh yeah and I make the best BBQ Beans on the planet I'll put them up against ANYONE

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I was prepared to be mad at this but after some thought, you're right

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I gotta get out

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We had 9 additional people in our house for Easter Weekend (5 adults and 4 kids) and I was just in shock at how much toilet paper and coffee we went through in 3 days Idk how these big ass families do it lol

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Power was almost entirely restored in Spain and Portugal early Tuesday, after a massive outage hit tens of millions people across the countries and parts of France nbcnews.to/4izWRSH

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Nah man it was 10:30, 5 minutes ago WTF happened

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There's a lot of NSFW subreddits And I'm not prude but r/cumwalk might be the wildest shit I've seen

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Why exactly do people want to be famous? Like I understand rich, but everything about being famous outside of money sounds awful

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Aye man did we ever find out why Trey Songz sang that creepy shit acapella?

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hope y’all don’t mind if i post a little ass

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Mary was married too!

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😂

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What's going on here?

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Here is the Falcons statement:

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Trying to unlearn that every waking moment doesn't have to be tied to productivity and efficiency has been one of the hardest things for me

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Nope lol

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I don't feel good

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could be 1, 3, 5,7,8,9,10 we might have a winner here fr

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me @ the SL rn

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Y'all on wild time tonight

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SL all over the place tonight

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True

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So, while I was tipsy at the cvs, I went in the condom aisle because I wanted to buy me some lube. Am I having sex? Absolutely not. Am I going to be having sex soon? Pretty sure I'm not. But I wanted to be prepared. What in the barista bussy is this?!? Not comforting scents of WARMTH.

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Lmao

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