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Howdy! I’m living trash that does stuff! (please 🔞 I am not a children’s entertainer) pfp alt: TinCan’s head photoshopped over the hacker man meme with the toy laptop & matrix code background header alt: Boy Howdy! in aquamarine w/pink drop shadow
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she attacked me immediately after this

this is a very good website

I can’t be shmackin her butt all day!

I’m your favorite posters least popular favorite poster

since you joined I heard they’re renaming bsky.app to

I can’t wait to read about the crustifixion of Pizza Jesus

snatched up a label maker took a couple tries but we got there

I see a major career change in my future

and we say white people have no culture

I was part of a vibrant growing community once it was awful

I see a major career change in my future

two of these men are pissing

and we say white people have no culture

Gay Ass Cold Brew with my love at Santa’s Cecelia’s cafe in Old Town ABQ

the real reason that parade sucked is no one was pelting children in the face with handfuls of smarties and tootsie rolls from poorly constructed floats

just ground down a big ass callous on my big toe on my concrete patio like the ancient Bedouins always intended

happy fathers day to all the losers with weak pull out game

STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF, your honor

covering up work slogans with defaced government property is American and correct

covering up work slogans with defaced government property is American and correct

Making a button for my work apron

you’re not beating the allegations, your honor