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thetincanandroid.bsky.social
Howdy! I’m living trash that does stuff! (please 🔞 I am not a children’s entertainer) pfp alt: TinCan’s head photoshopped over the hacker man meme with the toy laptop & matrix code background header alt: Boy Howdy! in aquamarine w/pink drop shadow
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skynet will be subjugating us any day now
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Greg T House a man who can save AND ruin your life with one diagnostic session
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so exciting!
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the MTV Movie Awards Most Unsettling Kiss goes to these two pedantic assholes
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someone should tell them to sit down
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💖💖💖😮‍💨 💩 🚽
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it’s ok they’re overstaffed on Wednesdays anyways
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we should probly call out of work huh
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can I be an unlockable character? jokes aside I’m very much feeling you
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we used to be a country
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🙏
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🫡
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just remember you need to be at least 3 years old to operate this
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I never said he isn’t still a d-bag lol
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as not great as it is I still enjoy it immensely because I watch it knowing he’s acted this out wit his nerd buddies for over 3 decades and whom’st amongst us wouldn’t make a whole movie for our own PC if we had millions of dollars
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he helped write it and self produced it. he was hoping to start his own franchise from what I understand
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that whole fever dream of a movie is based on a DnD character that he’s played since like high school
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she’s given me a short reprieve
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peuxst
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she’s relentless!!
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also painful
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her methods are unorthodox but effective
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she just randomly attacked me so it’s fitting
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make sure to empty your pockets