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thewhoopinhyena.bsky.social
He/Him | Ace/Homoromantic | 30 | Introvert | Suggestive Likes/Posts | Green Brown Hyena | 53% Evil | Draws Paws and T-Wording | No RP | Kinky Alt | Minors DNI 🔞 Please, DO NOT draw art for me without my permission. Not interested in Requests or Trades.
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im so fucking obsessed with other queer people who aren’t furries perception of what furries are yup you’re correct thank you díva

Yeah, I'm a city guy. #MacroMarch 🎨 @teaselbone.bsky.social , 2009 (still looks good)

I'm browsing art! I'm looking at how people have designed tickle monsters... not that I'm looking to meet one or anything! Shush!

I was rearranging my closet the other day and found a plain, dark blue shirt I used a few years ago to dress up as Professor Birch for Halloween. A part of me wants to dress up as him again, just for fun. I'm considering buying a wig and fake beard to get his hair juuuuust right!

Lorenzo 🍓 spicy alt over on patreon.com/taffyfever 🔥

I'm so evil, sometimes I'll pin my friends down and rub their paws until they're too happy and relaxed to do anything about it! Rawr!

I made an updated reference sheet for my fursona. I created this reference sheet primarily for myself. I do not plan on buying art commissions. Furthermore, I do not enjoy having others draw my fursona without my permission. Regardless, I think it turned out well. 💚

I made an updated reference sheet for my fursona. I created this reference sheet primarily for myself. I do not plan on buying art commissions. Furthermore, I do not enjoy having others draw my fursona without my permission. Regardless, I think it turned out well. 💚

I tried getting you a valentine, but this is all I could get my hands on. Pwease eat it. I wuv you!

My half of a trade with @toledo.bsky.social !

Not going to lie, I get very uncomfortable when people draw me kinky gift art without my consent. Like, I understand someone spent time on it and were thoughtful enough to want to give me something, but I do not like seeing my fursona/characters in situations I didn't agree to.

“What’re you standing around for? C‘mon… I saved you a spot.” 😘 🎨: @9klipse.bsky.social

Jinlong : Let's get a warm welcome in this Year! Oh maybe you should try kissing my paw, Then you'll get a red envelope from this kind-hearted dragon deity! Link in my bio and comment

Been working on new reference sheet(s). It's been a while since I've drawn my yeen-self! I might draw some more later. For now, it's sleepy time. Good night! 🌵

I took Melatonin, and I'm trying to go to sleep, but my kitten keeps trying to hunt my feet. They're perfectly safe. She can't get them because they're under my blankets, but I don't want to be hunted. I want to sleep! She must have read what I was typing because now she's making biscuits on them.

Does anyone else get incredibly suspicious when someone, apparently random, follows you and immediately DMs you with a "Hi, how's it going?" or "How are you?"

I've had the idea of making my hyena self part-macro for a while now, but I never definitively came up with how big I want them to be. I'm not sure on whether my paws should be as tall as the average person, or if they should be big enough to where I could completely cover someone in their soles...

Here's Rupert! Be nice to him 🦘

Ki'ubo

Falling flowers

Does anyone else lie in bed and wonder why they're into the things they're into?

Browsing stuff online is a bad idea when you're incredibly tired and under the effects of Melatonin. There's Polar Patroller, Hrothgar, paws, and t-wording on my timeline, but I'm too drowsy to enjoy—zzz...

Good morning! I'm off to do my laundry. It's chilly this morning. There's always this one guy who wears shorts and flip-flops no matter how cold it is, and I just don't understand how he can stand it

I went outside to sweep some of the dust and ash from the recent fire activity, and I'm super dusty now. In hindsight, I probably should have worn shoes instead of slides!

Your purrito is here! With a side of extra beans!!! Maow :3 🎨: @thebarkinhyena.bsky.social

Good morning! I just woke up. I had a weird dream where I was playing some kind of VR game where the whole goal was to avoid running into tickle monsters... and my brain decided to run into a few on purpose. It sounds more exciting than it actually was. They didn't have models, they were jpegs!

Feathers are sexy. I like the soft and fluffy part. The stiff, pokey, part—not so much; I only really like chewing on that part! Above all else, they're perfect for soup! Yeah! 🪶

I want to pull someone into my arms, put a collar on them, and gently nuzzle their tickle spots until they get all giggly. Then, whisper in their ear how cute and precious they look in that collar as they get all smiley and squirmy... before I pin them down and mercilessly nuzzle them nonstop 🪶

I have no idea what's up with my brain. As I was scrolling through some kinky stuff, I read a post saying "I can host." And the first thing I thought was... "Oh, they can host a Minecraft server, cool!" Yeah, that's not what they meant! ^^;