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Many people say I lied, many bad people, say I lied about bringing down the cost of eggs and milk and other stuff that the poor eat, and it's so fake! FAKE NEWS, FOLKS! I never said I'd lower the price of poor folks food. I said I'd rename the Golf of Mexico! Golf of America! Such a great Golf!

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Today I will be inoggerated at the Capitol Building, a beautiful and historic building where my MAGA followers pissed on the walls and shat on the floor. Let my inoggeration show our children that even a rapist and 34 time felon can grow up to be Presnidet!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The Golf of Mexico they call it, folks. Very bad name for a Golf. We have a Golf off our coast, some say on the south coast, I don't know where it is. Nobody knows. Many people say I'm the best at Golf, maybe ever. We're going to drop the XICO, very bad XICO, and rename it THE GOLF OF ME!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

GREENLAND, folks. I call it GREENLAND! So Green, maybe the Greenest! We're going to take control of it from little Denmark. So bad for Greenland, Denmark. They do such bad things, and we're going to go in and we're going to make it GREENER! I have no idea why...

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

With a happy wave And a cheeky smile Matt Gaetz is A pedophile

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to do a drug ad to declare how bad the drugs are. No-one's ever done an ad telling people about how bad the drugs are. It's never been done, folks. No-one knew drugs are bad, and many people say, "We never knew drugs were bad, Sir! Thank you". And Don Jr will head the campaign.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Today I demanded that Panama return the Panama Canal, which is in Panama, no-one knew. The GREAT PANAMA CANAL, such a great canal. Built by America to connect two great oceans, such BIG oceans in terms of water. The greatest oceans, some say. We're going to bring it BACK to America, maybe to Texas.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

People, many bad people, keep saying "President Musk". So wrong. I am the Presnidet!!! I hereby decree that henceforth and for all eternity that all shall call ME and only ME "Mr Presnidet".

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

We're doing it folks! Not even President yet and we're bringing down funding for children's cancer. $190 MILLION dollars taken from Children's Cancer Research! Such a big win! And we're only getting started. We're going to make such beautiful cuts in Social Security and the VA. WINNING!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!! Even the crazy radical left media, so bad for America, folks. They say, "WE WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, SIR!" And I tell em I already have so many great friends, but you can be my friends, too. And I give them the price list for how good a friend they can be.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Canada, I call it CANADA, gets so much money from us. So much money. $100,000,000 DOLLARS. Yuge number, so many zeros. They ask, "Sir, why isn't Canada a state?" They should be a state. A beautiful state, full of moose and timber, I don't know what timber is, and HACKEY! The great sport of HACKEY.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Drones, I call them DRONES! Such incredible, with the flying. Have you seen? I said, "SHOOT EM DOWN!" Shoot em down. And they come from CHY-NAH, or Iran, but maybe CHY-NAH. Not Russia. Putin said it wasn't Russia. They're saying "IT'S ALIENS, sir!" "DEPORT THEM!" I said. SEND EM BACK!

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I'm putting RFK Jr to work on the medicals. Too many vaccines, folks, bad vaccines, and you know, vaccines have never prevented disease. I call it POLIO! More POLIO now than ever. And they say, "But you have to take the POLIO vaccine." And you still get POLIO so, so bad. I call her CRAZY NANCY.

submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments

People say, "Sir, they think this is a real MAGA account! What can we do?" LACK EM AP! Am I right, folks? LACK EM AP! But I say you can't just LACK PEOPLE AP! But they do, and I might. I won't do it, folks, you can't just LACK PEOPLE UP! I'll never do it. Never. But that's what I'll do to them.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I PRAMISED I'd lower the price of the eggs, I call them EGGS! Sleepy Joe made the eggs expensive, so expensive, and I said I'd lower the eggs. They said, "How will you lower the price of EGGS, sir!" And I said it's tough to lower the prices of the EGGS! I never said I'd lower the price of EGGS.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment