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theyoungryan.bsky.social
Just a guy in too many bands. needless ghost, gnatcatcher, vocabularies and dear forbidden.
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Maybe I have updated my terms, website. Did you ever consider that?

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

They should have made daredevil’s hair red

Trump's tariffs will affect Fender, which manufactures guitars (including the Stratocaster) in Mexico. Strats are made in USA too, but the cheaper (but still very good) Mexican Strats will get more expensive and sales will fall.

Had a blast working on this short with you, Ryan! Can't wait to get this book out there. Soon!

I just saw the page for the Samurai Grandpa story I had the pleasure of doing with @eastindeverna.bsky.social & @shawndaley.bsky.social (two incredibly talented & very kind guys) and it came out AMAZING. I love the first volume of SG and I can't wait for Vol 2. Check it out when it drops!

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Daniel Lenois delivers a dark tale. Readers, this is important: always buy your food locally sourced. Vegetables are particularly flavorful when cultivated with human remains. www.suddenlyandwithoutwarning.com/the-garden-p...

Bill Burr on Elon Musk #LaminatedFaceCunt #ElonMusk www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi-E...

4 MORE DAYS until the video & single drop. Prepare to be judged!! 📸 @radhifdz #heavymetal #nwothm #phillymetal

It's insane this happened, but on the other hand it's insane this happened

I've been trying to record a new album before the collapse of the united states, i'm like 70% done but I'm not sure I'm going to make it haha. :(

As a political scientist who studies countries that managed to stop the slide into authoritarianism, I can assure you that ***refraining from provoking the authoritarian*** is not how it works. Without further ado, I will now go tear out another chunk of hair.

Hello #bandsky Artwork by @curlworks.net

Follow @gnatcatchernj.com for all your gnat catching needs

i think it’s fun that both of the eagles’ super bowl wins have come by defeating villainous dynasties

What a great day today is. #gobirds

it's so funny that no police budget on earth has prayer of containing Philly after a Superbowl win

Philadelphia is the greatest city on Earth

Hahahaha I love it. Go Eagles!

Already with the refs. Unbelievable #Superbowl #eagles

Go Birds 🦅

If you haven't been on FB for a while, you might be surprised by how bleak it is. In the absence of human posts, my feed is now mostly just "recommended" posts for AI-generated memes -- an absolute vacuum of real human interaction

Digging the new Sharon Van Etten record. Feeling inspired & creative right now, despite the state of the country.

every Super Bowl preview is like “the Eagles feature dominant units on both sides of the ball and a running back who might be having the best season in history and that is why i am picking the Chiefs to win 31-27” and it is both kind of understandable and something that is making me insane

happy severance day you freaks

Op-Ed: Travis Kelce decided to reinforce the status quo by saying it will be an “honor” to have Donald Trump watch him play in the Super Bowl. But now is not the time to show respect to the office of the President of the United States as he does not seem to respect many of the citizens he governs. ⤵️

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

This is what happens when you ask me to help sanewash the Trump tariffs.

What we are witnessing is probably best described as a Private Equity leveraged buyout of a nuclear armed state

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

Destabilization of reality in the US is about to reach surreal heights. Protect your mind. Monitor stress levels. Do not doomscroll--it does not help. Be selective about when and how long you expose your brain to this. Do what you can when you can.

BREAKING: At least 6 people killed in Philadelphia plane crash, including 2 pilots, 2 doctors and a patient - FOX29