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theyplanet.bsky.social
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing's going to get better. It's not.
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My cat really said "I'm not living in Trump's America anymore" 😔

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Alright well some much for that she died lol glad you got to meet her tho!

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Just spilled the rest of my redbull so if someone would like to bring me another redbull I'll give you a piece of rose quartz for the trouble

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Have I introduced you to my cat? This is Olive.

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Motherhood is your child asking for the snowball you have built and then throwing it at you

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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"Oh wow who saw this coming" we all say in unison

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And unfortunately for every on this app and my IG stories, I will be pouring a rum and Dr. Pepper shortly after this. 💋

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I stumbled across euphoria on accident by drinking the dirtiest martini known to man and reading what had to be the filthiest part of a romance novel to ever exist. Can't wait until the grass is green again so I can touch it. ✨

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In other news, I have dumped an entire spice pack all over myself and now my sinuses are overwhelmed. I am aware this is the whitest thing I've ever said.

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It gives me the warm fuzzies knowing THE Hank Green™️'s favorite alcohol is also my favorite alcohol.

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I'm at an ice bears game and there's a mobile book store truck outside selling hockey smut. Now that's how you market to your target audience.

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Someone knowing your big three is exponentially worse than someone knowing your social security number.

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Kendrick's halftime wasn't for everybody because it wasn't for everybody

submitted 13 days ago • 91 comments

Fuck you and your balls and sticks can we PLEASE LET THE FIGHT FOR THE STANLEY CUP HAVE ITS MOMENT!!!

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As a fan of the chord a minor, this has been a difficult time

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Kendrick please I'm begging let me give you a smooch

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Has anyone checked on the actual state of the city of Philadelphia?

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It has been nine (9) hours since I have seen my wife and I am already not doing well!!!

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Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

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in 1,000 years aliens are gonna find whatever’s left of earth and as they’re piecing together our history they’ll come upon that halftime show and go “goddamn you can’t lose a rap battle worse than that”

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I really hope that no one hates me so much that they write a song about it and perform it at the SuperBowl

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

I'm a little slut for a subtle dig at the American government on one of the largest stadiums in the country 💋

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My girlfriend Paige Bueckers being in a Super Bowl commercial is all I care about. And a full concert of Drake hate.

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What a wild thing to be able to say out loud omg I love when Florida is bad and we are good

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Is there a sport that Florida CAN beat us in?

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There's never been a better opportunity to start down the path of becoming a reclusive forest witch

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The Cowboys fans have been very quiet this year and it's a little unsettling. Maybe I blocked them all? Either way.. spooky

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

At this point like who the fuck is surprised anymore?

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“fuck it we ball” i say as the terrors take hold

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

submitted 27 days ago • 289 comments

If I was a fairy (I am) I would live here.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Sunday scaries Monday malevolence Tuesday terrors Wednesday worries Thursday thrills (and chills) Friday fears Saturday succumbing

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, that bitch. 💋

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So are we still posting lyrics on this app or what?

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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

submitted 28 days ago • 387 comments

You know sometimes you just need to black out in a Friday night and regret it in the morning.

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If a child lives with acceptance, they learn to love. If a child lives with honesty, they learn truthfulness. If a child lives with praise, they learn to appreciate. If a child lives with Hakeem Olajuwon, they learn to facilitate in the deep post.

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Just saw Fox News brag about "he is doing everything he said he would do. Every single thing." Yeah that's like the whole issue. This is specifically what we're trying to avoid.

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For the last time: “Elasmobranchs” are sharks, skates, and rays. “Chondrichthyans” are sharks, skates, rays, and chimaeras. These terms are not interchangeable. Stop using them interchangeably!

submitted 31 days ago • 72 comments

"Fix your heart or die" has a double meaning for me ha ha we have fun here

submitted 31 days ago • 31 comments