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if i had a nickel for every time the stupid rich good ol’ boys running my alma mater lost their asses to the queers in federal court, i’d have two nickels en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Stu...

my wall this time last year vs. today

once again hanging out in bushwick despite being raised right

This concert is a pretty big deal to Spring Silver, so if you're in the DC area, consider coming through!

call me torrey peters the way i make his stag dance

something so beautiful about the way the poo first floats in zero-g around steve-o strapped into a porta potty getting slingshotted to the heavens

me: (does a woke) america: i have taken emergency action to load an extended clip onto this desert eagle and empty it into my dick and balls

crazy how you do kinda have to fight for your right to party

using social media to insist upon myself with greater and greater efficiency

so basically i started a jackass newsletter. and website. it’s still pretty early and big things r coming etc etc. but the inaugural post is this essay about folk hero johnny knoxville and jason isbell’s family blood feud

Startling: "Records showed that some state employees also reported people who called the department or walked into a driver’s license office with questions about how to make these changes — even if they did not file a formal request to change their ID."

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

having been one of these ppl v recently, look for that awkward looking stranger just sort of hovering at the edge of your circle at the gig or meetup and get them in

debating becoming a pandagirl full time

if glocca morra was from baltimore they would be baltti morra

yeah, i care about passing….passing myself another beer!! youtu.be/j_nuOyxMrMQ?...

two weeks ago this doofus was leading a "we will win" chant in front of the Treasury

about to have the best evening of my life

listening to the 2022 album Hinges by Washington D.C.-based rock band Pretty Bitter

there are transgender women doing beautiful things on your computer, and you can talk to them, you know, talk to them, engage with them very much, but instead, you play noted very bad game league of legends. you're playing league of legends. its sad

need more notaflor* shows *no one turned away for lack of rizz

see you tonight!

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Comfortable. Funny word. Sounds like your recliner can be consoled.

hit play bc i had to hear it for myself. the worst harmonica melody i’ve ever heard kicked in and this lady next to me started doing ab crunches on the chipotle barstool

if you've ever spent an evening switching back and forth between a hot tub and a pool, that's what i've been doing with global fascist backslide updates and ig reels of french dudes getting it in the nards

for all the shit dc gets as a city, i've really come to love living here and i won't forgive any of these shitbags for bankrupting it

A quick 🧵: The news of Congress potentially blowing a $1.1 billion hole in D.C.'s budget has certainly riled up a lot of people. But it's part of a larger trend of how Congress's years-long budget dysfunctions have bled into D.C.'s municipal government.