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thisscientitian.bsky.social
Just ask me. Graduate of Bovine University.
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"I punched you in the face, but it's really your fault for not persuading me not to."
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No, but one time, a minority was on the same street as him and reached into his backpack. It turns out he was only pulling out a granola bar, but it COULD have been a gun.
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Duke "Mark" Key (of Queensbury) was a normal English boxer until one day he happened upon a pair of magic boxing gloves possesed by the vengeful spirit of a boxer who was poisoned before his championship match. Now, as THE PUNCHER, he's taking down crime, one fist at a time.
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Google can call it the Gulf of America, Musk can call it X, and the creator of the .gif format can say it's pronounced jiff, and they're all wrong.
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And then they draw him as hulking Adonis when he looks like a 3 week old takeout bag of McDonald's that you left behind the couch in a suit
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Millennials have been, and shall always be, 37.
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thoughts and prayers?? In THIS economy?!
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As long as it's not Constantinople
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The series didn't find its footing until IV for Vendetta
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If you won't fall for it, I will. Somebody has to.
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You don't get to be a billionaire by caring about anyone else in the slightest.
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I'm placing a bulk order with the ACME corporation.
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I've tried using a few of them at times and the general result is anytime a bot writes something I realize I could write it better myself. I can't even begin to understand how people use these models all day.
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The second rule of punk is not looking punk also doesn't make you punk. The third rule of punk is Nazi punks fuck off, including MAGA
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The first rule of being a punk is recognizing that punks often don't look like punks
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Gonna tell this guy Musk stole his stapler
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I'm spending 6 months this year dead for tax purposes
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Spider-Man who swings to enemy spawn and fights 5 enemy team members while Venom is attacking our backline: "Support sucks where are the heals?"
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On the one hand, the anti-woke guy I spoke to espoused eugenics and a desire to violently expel minorities he deemed as lesser, on the other he had a t-shirt that said "I'm not a Nazi." So you can see how I had trouble discerning his intentions.
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I can't believe drag queens in San Francisco somehow made gas prices double.
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We still have shoes. Ask GW about that one.
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"This is my stand, 'Back in Time.'"
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And to add, of that 1500, several are already back on jail or dead.
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When the US fights the Danes, The LEGO Ninjago warriors will stand ready
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Boy, I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder.