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Fix your hearts or die

Isn't it weird that James Bond is now owned by a man who looks the most like a Bond Villain in the modern world? #BezosIsBlofeld

"No son, I think you'll find that they were... Great Charlotte... Anyways, the divorce is being finalised next Thursday, So I'll be living with Grandma for a while..."

My partner and I were thinking of doing Chicken Tonight for dinner, but we didn't have the chicken, so just had a jar of Tonight instead.

Let's be clear, he's either a horrible racist & fascist piece of shit OR so horribly unaware of his stupidity that it brings the very nature of billionaires and entrepreneurs into question. Either way, Get fucked Elon

..... So .... puzzgrid.com/grid/105946

It's quite a thing when the highlight of my day is the mere concept of having a nap.

Dear US TikTok users... Get a VPN... Sorted.

Well, it took a few weeks but I'm finally getting followed by sexbots. Welcome, you kinky scam artists.

I don't trust people who favour "Shit" over "Shite"

Hearing Hulk Hogan get booed by a WWE audience gives me hope for the future. Noted Racist, Trump Lover, Cheater, Peddler of Shit Beer, Politicing dinosaur. I have no respect for him, and it sounds like the fans don't either.

youtu.be/ihYTj7lOPRA?... This song is better than any other song you know. Accept it, and move on.

Has anyone else seen that latest EasyJet advert where they use a song that sounds like it's sung in English, but is in fact gibberish? youtu.be/bQDY3HFkh_Y?...

These are the songs that have prevented me from being a productive member of society this year. open.spotify.com/playlist/1DM...

Nadolig llawen my kinky gibbons. Don't be cocks or twats, especially to serving staff who are just trying to do their job.

How exactly does one enter Shikari?

What a McGrass

Stu-fucking- pendous

What's the worst cocktail ever made?

Losing to Arsenal hurts. Realising that it may dent Liverpool's title hopes eases my pain As does seeing IDLES LIVE

IDLES

Whammed on day 4. The fucking shame of it. In the pub by my work. My heart is broken.

Oh, do fuck off.

Live footage of Donald Trump picking his cabinet youtu.be/G_04_rtntYQ?...

The things I love > Everything else

Spent most of today watching Smoggie Queens on iPlayer and I suggest you do the same

Laura Jane Grace tonight. Idles next week. I've missed gigs

Do any of you sexy buggers still use PokémonGo? I've been getting back into it and need some new faces to be pals with. Lob us your details and I'll send a request

As a 6ft 5 heavy set man, I want to see all booths in Restaurants and Pubs smashed to fucking pieces

what’s whitney houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EYEEEE

infinite bungle