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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy

submitted 12 days ago • 48 comments

Has anyone said Mookie Betts yet?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

How the show would go if I were host

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

People ragging on the new MLB New Era hats(they are correct) seem to have forgotten the hellscape of mid 90s to about 2000 caps.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Never misses

submitted 63 days ago • 72 comments

Whatever man he looks like the maitre d of the steakhouse in Circus Circus

submitted 68 days ago • 161 comments

Spending the day walking around pointing at people, places and things yelling "you can't do that" "that's illegal" and "that's unconstitutional". Surprisingly getting more accomplished than our lawmakers.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

BUDWEISER FROG #1: budd BUDWEISER FROG #2: dwy BUDWEISER FROG #3: er

submitted 72 days ago • 31 comments

Nice wig asshole

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Well, at least we got the superbowl that no one wants.

submitted 79 days ago • 7 comments

What is the Dems only campaign idea?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Game’s not over, go grab it Farmboy

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I deeply deeply deeply fucking hate the Chiefs. Disgusting piece of shit team that this country deserves.

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

I wanna see Josh hit’em in the face with his giant glistening crank.

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Fuck you. Go Bills.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Go Bills!

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submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

This like like the chick that stole my sunshine.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Walking around town today waiving my little blue and silver "3" sign.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments