thotpilgrim.bsky.social
The events of the game Half Life 2 really happened to a friend of mine.
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2.5 hours minimum, but I’m a little freak that doesn’t fly often enough to not still be charmed by all the airport bullshit
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It’s like poetry. It rhymes.
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Shawnikin should have said something like “you’ve been punk’d” in the James Earl Jones voice, right after saying “you were right” just to show he was messing with Luke earlier by speaking differently.
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To be fair, he didn’t have the James Earl Jones voice when his helmet was removed in Return of the Jedi either. Sebastian Shaw is the Anakin we’re aiming for.
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We jest, we jape, but Gothcannon Megatron is fucking *everything* and I need it yesterday