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I ride bikes and do law. Got a pretty big butt.
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i’m so glad this team won the super bowl

i got stung by a radioactive bee i can't fly or make honey, but my knees look fucking spectacular

Exactly. Musk is an evil, sociopathic piece of shit, to be sure, but he’s also bone-stupid. Extraordinarily dumb. Like Trump, his main superpower is shamelessness to an almost surreal level.

these dipshits would rather crown one of the dumbest men alive king of the Dark Geniuses than admit that they're fucking idiots themselves

innovation

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

Excellent.

This is important because it provides a quick method for people in two of the worst places on earth to get to Montreal more quickly.

Apple's AI, which I did not ask for, has summarised my husband's text about going to the barber, then getting a cup of coffee before going to run training session as follows.

They screwed this all up.

Afraid they might share their opinions?

I know I've said this before on the other website, but Republican Russia hawks are funny because Moscow had an elite team of intelligence experts determine the best way to hurt America and buddy, it was your party winning elections.

Happy captain james cook getting what he deserved Day! british colonizer captain cook was killed by Native Hawaiians on this day in 1779. cook, whose men spread disease and used violence against Native Peoples for rejecting european rule, 1/2

Ok not the main point but Elon's eyes are at Lou Reed recording Sister Ray levels of speed freaking

i am not kidding when i think about this greentext like monthly. the bicycle is the greatest invention on the planet

Every time I see this kid I can’t help picturing him held upside down with his head in a flushing toilet

The #2 official at the United States Department of Justice literally gave the Stringer Bell "is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?" warning to the Manhattan prosecutors pursuing the Eric Adams case.

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

If you asked me I would never in a million years be able to come up with something this stupid from my own imagination

Since JD Vance just converted to Catholicism 5 minutes ago, he might not know this: the Pope authoring a letter where he goes out of his way to correct you, specifically, is considered "bad" in the Catholic tradition

Some dipshit is trying to go at Jon Krakauer and brother let me tell you I would never ever want to be the dude on the end of a 20 page Jon Krakauer rebuttal jonkrakauer.medium.com/the-youtuber...

This is completely fucking batshit crazy.

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

Drake rn:

BREAKING: a 300 feet wide asteroid is possibly headed right toward Earth, but the bad news is it might not be for another 7 years

Just because you’re wrong doesn’t mean your opinion is worthless. It could also be incredibly stupid.

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI theonion.com/jealous-trum...

This guy has been tasked with optimizing the U.S. government.

We really fucked up when we stopped bullying nerds.

I absolutely cannot wait for the Making Crime Illegal Act of 2025.

On the other hand, I wish people had listened to the transit nerds when we were telling everyone who would listen that Elon was extremely unintelligent.

It would only *begin* with our caving to Trump's immediate demands on border security. Next he demands US banks enter Canada. Then it'll be ceding Arctic sovereignty. Then it will be the 51st state. No concessions. It's time for a proper war footing, and Vichy Canadians can get fucked.

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

They got duped and so did everyone who thought Rogan was anything besides a pro-Trump fascist.

So, they're just all liars and grifters? Coolcoolcool...

The spider in your apartment after the landlord paints the entire unit in under 8 minutes