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Guess I’m going to jail

submitted 9 days ago • 113 comments

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

submitted 14 days ago • 88 comments

if I ever go on dating apps, i cue up “there she goes” as performed by sixpence none the richer and imagine I’m in a rom com and I think you do too

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor Swift do you like alternative rock

submitted 24 days ago • 79 comments

forgetting about the super bowl completely and then seeing on socials that the chiefs are getting absolutely cooked in the 4th quarter is really best case scenario for me

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Here. Smoke this shit. We're about to see the Ancestors

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Hum’s 2020 album has to be the best comeback album of all time, right? Surely the best 20+ year gap comeback album.

submitted 33 days ago • 12 comments

i don’t know how many commercials starring ptrick mhomes you think there will be next season, but it is going to be at least twice that number

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

submitted 41 days ago • 312 comments

whenever a cop car flies past me i always imagine it having the screaming sound of a tie fighter. mazdas too, for some reason.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

quick reminder that once you rip that fart in the coffee shop there’s no un-ripping it and also everybody heard it time to move to a new city

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

update:

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

do we know for sure that was the actual village people? or just some opportunistic dance troupe?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

There are two kinds of people. The kind that don't like david lynch movies because they don't make sense and the kind that fucking love david lynch movies because they don't make sense

submitted 48 days ago • 30 comments

acab includes marty crane

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

if by this he means watching x files, same.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

currently in a cold war with one of my roommates over whether the toilet paper should fall to the front or back of the roll, each of us changing it every time we’re in the bathroom. we see each other in the house and act like nothing is wrong, but inside we’re both incandescent with rage.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

in like 12 years i’m going to write a nosferatu reboot except instead of being transgressively sexual it’ll just be extremely scatological and i will be hailed as a bold visionary

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that

submitted 68 days ago • 34 comments

one should watch it every day, including christmas, so i am gonna allow it

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

watching the trippy Bach scene in disney’s ‘fantasia’ i don’t know about all this, walter

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

i have neither what am i doing here (this is not rhetorical, there is likely an answer)

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

at the rock show. guitarist is sound checking with cherub rock. that’s a good sign.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes

submitted 82 days ago • 253 comments