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tiffamander.bsky.social
A hooligan in Brooklyn.
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incredible ratio developing here

Finally my time to shine!

So here's what's cool about my job: Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

The Supreme Court has upheld the TikTok ban, claiming it is not protected under the first amendment because it's "kind of annoying"

incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...

*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*

now why do you need a fragrance to last 48 hours? go wash your ass

NYC is on fire because Eric Adams took a hatchet to the Parks Department budget, firing 51 forestry specialists who remove the dead trees and invasive species most likely to ignite during dry periods.

Them : why are genx so full of ennui and bleak despair Me :

i love laurence fishburne in that hannibal tv show. cruising around those great sets like a human battleship, yelling so loud the tv starts vibrating

The easiest response would just be “I’m from New York and ‘emergency exit’ means nothing to us because every subway exit is marked ‘emergency exit’ and we all ignore the signs and subsequent alarms.”

Why does John Fetterman, the Largest Senator, simply not grind their bones to make his bread

I don't know who needs to hear this, but do not connect your IoT chastity device to the internet. Just don't.

I started making a flyer for our shop's "death to summer" sale but after airing my August grievances there was no room left to mention the sale. Cathartic though, might organize all of my thoughts and feelings in the cadence of dasharez0ne from now on

[listening to the bell toll] hahaha the bell is tolling for some loser, I wonder who

[just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice

There is zero chance that Pakistan will not use Cellebrite's tools to commit humans rights abuses. Zero.

This is a very good account.

Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:

Listen. unless you show me the body of an alien or do cool shit from reverse engineering their ship, i do not care. I dont. I got a lot going on rn

"Not the odds, but the stakes." That's my shorthand for the organizing principle we most need in campaign coverage. Not who has what chances of winning, but the consequences for our democracy— given what's possible in 2024. Not the odds, but the stakes. Here is an example of stakes coverage.

if twitter actually dies before trump bites it and i can post about eating his body im going to be so mad

Gwar on NPR Tiny Desk? ABOUT TIME. 😍 https://www.npr.org/2023/07/17/1187572267/gwar-tiny-desk-concert

wow the cast of Oppenheimer really did walk out MID-PREMIERE to join the strike.

i am going to be the first user banned from threads for threatening to assassinate the duolingo owl

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

As a Brooklynite, these are exactly the vibes. Also, hello.