[just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice - ThreadSky

lukelukeluke.bsky.social • 609 days ago

[just meeting a new group of people]
My brain: say something cool and different
Me: HOW YA'LL GOT??
Brain: nice

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csimmons21.bsky.social•147 days ago

“So, you like stuff?” Is usually me.

wormhole42.bsky.social•506 days ago

Felt this hard bruv. 😂

jessicapfitzer.bsky.social•506 days ago

😂

richardabrooks.bsky.social•506 days ago

It’s so embarrassing when your brain farts in company

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•506 days ago

What do you mean? Everybody loved it

mikecarrozza.bsky.social•609 days ago

This got me good

dreamcatcher01.bsky.social•436 days ago

😂😂😂 Smooth...

turuun.bsky.social•388 days ago

You too, huh?

anneymarie.bsky.social•569 days ago

At work once, I put someone on hold and when I answered, I tried to thank the caller for holding and ask how I could help them but I wound up asking, “How can I hold you?”

thelittlestoaf.bsky.social•545 days ago

Once, while heading out to grab some lunch at work, I said to our receptionist Britt, "I'm going for lunt, Britch" and had to run out the door.

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•545 days ago

Lol well that’s better than it might have been

thelittlestoaf.bsky.social•544 days ago

Oh for sure! I dodged a bullet by keeping that ‘r’ in there!

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•544 days ago

Hehehe

agri-cal.bsky.social•147 days ago

My brain: "Wanna see a cool lizard!?"

luaz.bsky.social•530 days ago

I relate

sinead0rebelli0n.bsky.social•606 days ago

Hahah, same tho. 😬

Also: hiya 😀

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•606 days ago

Hey!

sinead0rebelli0n.bsky.social•606 days ago

I love your screen name hahaha.

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•606 days ago

TY! Fresh start means a new clean name

sinead0rebelli0n.bsky.social•605 days ago

I did the same 😛

fleurkenstein.bsky.social•488 days ago

This is your skeet I relate to the most. 😩

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•488 days ago

This is an old one from Twitter and when I copied it over to here I FORGOT TO FIX THE TYPO IN Y’ALL

debbshock.com•488 days ago

I am going to say ya'll exclusively in this fashion now for the rest of my life

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•488 days ago

Don’t you dare

fleurkenstein.bsky.social•584 days ago

LukeLukeLuke I ended a call with the vet yesterday ‘thanks for my—‘ then realised what I’d said but it was too late so I called myself out on it and said ‘my what?! Anyway THANKS’ 😩

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•584 days ago

Not a bad recovery though 😂🥲

fleurkenstein.bsky.social•584 days ago

My brain was still stuck on the horror of death caps yknow. 🍄

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•584 days ago

Oh Fluer 😭😭😭 the death caps

fleurkenstein.bsky.social•584 days ago

*shakes fist* THE DEATH CAPS!!!

sireviscerate.bsky.social•607 days ago

Holy shit, hey. Good to see you again

lukelukeluke.bsky.social•607 days ago

Ray! Hi old friend

awilddre.bsky.social•381 days ago

Reminds me of the time I asked a very stylish older woman ‘Excuse me, what time it is?’ Now that I think of it she was probably my age now. Holy crap.

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