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WOW!! A letter from the King! 👑🇬🇧

submitted 3 hours ago • 8 comments

So THAT'S where Trump is getting his make-up inspiration from. All makes sense now.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

We live in a fast paced, digital age. Every time this rancid, orange cock-end denies saying something, why can't they just instantly show it to him+everybody in the room. The ability to shut down his pathological gas-lighting is easily+instantly available ffs. Hold the fucker to account.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump to his base: "I've signed executive orders to recognise only two sexes and have scrapped DEI policies. But I will NOT be told that I can't have bearded belly dancers entertaining me and Benjamin Netanyahu on the beach at my Trump Gaza resort."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Of all the utterly batshit things in that 'Gaza Resort' Trumpian wet dream video, it's fair to say that the balloon head isn't nearly as orange as Trump's actual, simpleton face. Also fair to say that there's probably more going on intellectually between the balloon head's ears.

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Slightly obsessed with AI accounts that take statues and portraits of historical figures and bring them to life.....often making them look like they're in the opening titles to a low-budget 80's sitcom.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Presumably this is Pac-Man for South Africans.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Jesus, Pedigree Chum - is the reward the multi-vitamins or a sensual taking from behind from Dad whilst Mum is on the school run?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I'd be more receptive to this clothing brand if their model didn't make me feel like she's going to make fun of my trainers, nick my dinner money and beat me to a pulp behind the Sports Hall.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

"What did you do in half term?" "Well, er...the kids and I watched Forrest Gump and I accidentally, chemically removed my thumbprints, rendering all my biometric logins useless until they heal. What did you do?"

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

The morning after a vindaloo

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

#Caturday questions: 1. Why does it look like she's been working out? 2. What the hell is this expression? 3. Why does it remind me so much of this war-time poster?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I can only assume that # # # is the child's name.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Glad that Duolingo is feeling so jolly about adding to my existential anxiety. If the tangerine bollock has anything to do with it, it'll probably be a lot less than a thousand years.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

🎶.....Like no business, I knoooow...🎶

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Age 7, we had to get into pairs - one person blind-folded whilst the other guided them round the school using only verbal instructions. How was I to know that guiding my blind-folded partner round the busy staff car-park while I stood safely on the pavement was "stupid and dangerous"?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When your colleagues pop out of the office for 5mins.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Interesting little bit of timeline synchronicity. These two unrelated posts next to each other in my feed.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Just received a work email that said "Sorry, meant Liz not Sam". My brain instantly read it as "Sorry, meant paedo not poof". Thanks social media. Thanks Eric Bristow 🙄

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Monday

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Glanced at the TV without my glasses and read this as "Superman and Lols". Not sure what I would have expected from that show.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Kid crush, go!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Trump trying to have a quiet shit on the Oval Office commode.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

Can't help imagining the man in this diagram isn't paying too much attention as he strolls along and then the dinosaur stops suddenly in it's tracks causing a bit of a Sgt Harris in Police Academy situation.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments