timbertop.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as "The dumbest fucking person on Twitter" by Glenn Greenwald
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He just meant his Western Civ class would adjourn for summer break.
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I'm sure FanDuel will have you covered.
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FOR SCIENCE
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I say the risk factor is within the statistical margin of error and we yeet him the fuck outta that tube with a generous load of explosives anyway.
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I would settle for just Nate Silver being shot out of a cannon as a symbolic goodwill gesture. Compromise, ya know?
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Hoboken?
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Scott also legally changed his middle name to "Shitpoast". It's true. I read it on the internet!
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May the Streisand Effect be ever in your favor. o7
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piVoT tO viDeO
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It's a real chicken-egg debate for them I imagine. Am I loathed because I look like this? Or is my appearance the natural result of my inner loathsome nature manifest outwardly?
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I feel like you're subskeeting someone, but I just can't put my finger on it. š¤
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gijoe.fandom.com/wiki/The_Wor...
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Dude it was ON G.I. Joe!
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Thatās not his foot. And while his mouth DOES often resemble an puckered anus, thatās not his mouth.
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He may be genuine, but his ethical/moral foundations sure as fuck seem shaky at best.
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Yeah he's a loon. You can find him on Xitter. Former Elon goon and current Trump gargler.
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I'm already there.
Go 'way! Batin'!
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Free Brawndo at the exit!
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Also relevant to the whole bathroom bill/trans in sports crisis they've manufactured out of whole cloth. Someone is angry his mom had a beard. It's neat how she swept it up into that weird beehive looking thing.
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seems to be the general consensus among the literate
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He's more like the offspring of the two. They say female dwarves have beards too and half the fun for them is figuring out which is which... Would explain a LOT
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Thanks! Seems like there has to be more to this.
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*Hunny
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The Emperor's New Cease-Fire Was Broken
by Maureen Dowd
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Centrifuges. Like the ones they used Stuxnet on. That's such an odd thing, like there must be a reason, but the TikTok just cuts off. Any idea of where to see the source video?
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Thatās not his foot. And while his mouth DOES often resemble an puckered anus, thatās not his mouth.
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An entire political movement grounded in manifestation and wishful thinking.
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Iām going with āDopeyā
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Cool, so you can get fucked.ļæ¼
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He lied, they called his lie. Not sure what point youāre trying to make hereļæ¼
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He really doesnāt need any help in that respect. He announced something, yes. That doesnāt make it unequivocally true. ļæ¼
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TOFU - Trump Obviously Fucked Up š
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I haven't gotten the stern letter from the city code enforcer yet, so I have some wiggle room lol
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You should be able to log in to meatspin.com on the chiliās table tablets
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I am currently working up the nerve to do the same.
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I saw Roy Haynes pull this "frailty" act - comes out all feeble and slow, starts pitter pattering around with brushes and just when he's lulling you into a snooze, he EXPLODES.
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Lullz
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"within two weeks" gotta keep em guessing
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Next they'll be telling us Work Makes Freedom