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timjohnsonmn.bsky.social
Former brewer/distiller that now implements commercial foodservice spaces.
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It's really amusing to see an ex fawn over convicted rapist Mike Tyson when she hates you because you said a mean thing.

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A good ol' Schells bock poking at Bull's Horn.

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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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Idiocracy was a documentary

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He does this every Friday.

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Have you listened to yesterday's new episode yet? Grab it on your podcast app of choice.

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How long before Trump appoints literal kangaroos to judicial seats?

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UnitedHealth Group has started offering buyouts to a number of workers and layoffs might eventually be coming, depending on how many people opt for voluntary separations.

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My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry!

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There is a therapist at the clinic I go to whose last name is Sadder.

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This is gross.

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For real. It's going to be 12 below tonight. I like winter camping but that's because I have the gear. If you know someone in need of shelter I can't promise them luxury, but I can cover them and do what I can to keep them warm and dry. DM me.

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Hey Minnesotans. Remember that uproar when people faked a thing about the homeless being welcome at US Bank stadium during bitter cold like tonight? Glad I got kicked out of that social circle.

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A sad small sadness.

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I'm not saying the NBA has a PR problem, but this bar is showing King of the Hill reruns.

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her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

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You Christians all know why the parable of the good Samaritan, mentions he is Samaritan, right? It's a pro-immigration parable.

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For any Republicans out there-- don't you see what's happening? Your elected officials, drunk with power, are quietly and quickly getting filthy rich. And in exchange, they're cutting your Medicaid, cutting your education funding, cutting SNAP benefits, cutting medical research.

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All respect to Vince and Dominique and Zach and Aaron, but Mac is the best dunker of all time.

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Trump officials have terminated more than 300 staffers at the National Nuclear Security Administration without realizing that they oversee America’s nuclear weapons. They are now trying to rescind the terminations.

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I said something wrong now I long for yesterday.

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God. I miss Trisha

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I was lucky enough to have that thing where I got more attractive the older I got. Or I just have a vivid imagination.

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Fucking Google. This is the worst. And yes, I did go to Google maps to confirm

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I've been divorced for 6 years and I still do the thumb check on my ring finger. I may be an asshole but I'm loyal.

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Saying DEI with the hard R

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Every time someone says threepeat, Pat Reilly gets money. I'm not joking.

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This is my favourite part of the Super Bowl — where we learn which team God hates.

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Jalen Hurt's dentist is the real MVP.

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Well, I'm a-runnin' down the road try'n to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind

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The Eagles owner looks like a Tim Burton character.

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Did he literally just drop a Bobby Brown reference?

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Can you give the MVP to a coach? No one on Philly has been a standout but the D Coordinator is the most deserving.

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Harrison Ford is that uncle that you really like but also are really uncomfortable around and your dad didn't really love him as a brother.

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I for one welcome the death of super bowl commercials.

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I love Kendrick, but this is weird.

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This is a decidedly anti facial hair super bowl.

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I think Fox overestimated how much anyone gives a shit what Tom Brady has to say.

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I guess Cooper does know how to signal a fair catch.

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Tom Brady looks like Christian Bale in Memento.

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This is a great thread about — and I’m serious — social security numbers and why Musk is a fucking idiot

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The absence of Big Freedia is a travesty.

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