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Award winning writer and two-time chili cook-off runner up who was put on this Earth to teach 8YOs how to hit lasers and flip bats. I moonlight as a lawyer, but probably not your lawyer. Evansville Super Fan
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Down 7 lbs since increasing physical activity and coming off of anti-anxiety meds in early February. Some days are mentally harder, but during my time on Celexa, I learned to walk away more often and nap when I need to. Glad I took the medication option when I did.

Adult ADHD anthem.

Elon’s hat discussed in Houthi PC chat

Mets might've lost, but Francisco Lindor always be winning

Lol. Fucking dorks.

We have found the first documented case of an immigrant being imported to the US by politicians and then committing a bunch of heinous sex crimes

Glad I got a new car last month.

If someone could give me the speech Laura Linney gives Sean Penn in Mystic River every time I slightly mess up, I think my imposter syndrome would be cured. youtu.be/zm2fF6nj6W8?...

i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone

If Hegseth actually liked and respected Trump, he would have resigned. But they all see Trump as someone to be used for their own gain.

Check out this fucking dork.

Man. Yeah.

This is very important, so baseball writers, please take note. We now refer to the strong and weak side of a platoon as the big spoon and the little spoon.

I heard there was a secret war That Peter shared To his team, his board But he's not one for checking Details closely He shared the truth On planes and troops He texted Jeff That's a major oops And now he is A man of constant roasting

Please make sure you Cc Bill Belichick’s girlfriend on all future war plans.

Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:

I know there is a lot of stuff happening in the real world, but I'm here to say that larger child dropped 43 points today in his 3 on 3 league game. Smaller child got grounded from video games.

I like that we all agree that Liberty is the one mid-major we don't root for.

Guarantee I could whoop Trump's entire cabinet's ass in basketball.

Pretty cute that Larger Child fell asleep petting the dog.

Proud sports Dad alert: Larger child has started the year with 11Ks over 4IP. The other out was when he picked a kid off. No earned runs and a couple of hits allowed. It's been fun to watch.

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:

Very busy day of meetings and plans for new projects www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAF...

I mix this one in on my 10U kids during BP. It's fun to see the kids who catch on to the pitch grip!

The Department of Defense deemed a story about baseball hero and civil rights leader Jackie Robinson's time in the Army as "DEI" and deleted it.

A US-born citizen was walking near Chicago in January. ICE snatched him off the street, handcuffed him, threw into a van. His wallet, which contained his ID, was confiscated. He was detained for 10 hours before being released without a record of what occurred. immigrantjustice.org/sites/defaul...

It doesn't make any sense... Unless you take note that the government is paying $282 a day to a company that's donated a ton to Trump and other Republicans. So not only are Trump's thugs taking your spouse and then making you literally pay for it.

everyone should listen to this in its entirety but journalists should listen to it multiple times. this is how you ask questions. you just keep asking simple, easily answerable stuff and the evasiveness becomes that much more glaring

In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?" (From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)

Republicans: [hands giant piece of their constitutional authority and dignity to Trump] Trump: [cackling, starts to walk off] A DOOR SLAMS OPEN. The DEMOCRATS are standing tall in the door, their shadows cast long and defiant. Chuck Schumer: STOP! Trump: ? Schumer: you forgot this piece

gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions? casey anthony: so many

Really wish I could put this on a sign that I could tap. There is no reason to make this situation worse than it already is by insisting that there’s nothing to be done because we are all under a dictatorship already. It is not true, and it is not helpful.

It would be funny if he kept going back and forth on this like the tariffs

As a Jewish faculty member at one of these institutions, I am saying right now, in the clearest tones possible: not in my name. This violent exploitation of Jews as an alibi for achieving Fascist ends is itself textbook antisemitism.