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timwhodraws.bsky.social
Casual EDH player, freelance illustrator, perpetual deck builder, part time tomfool.
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Just finished The Hero of Ages and just like super quick & unrelated but does anyone have some dopamine I could borrow

I want whatever the commander rules committee is smoking because that list of “game changers” is such a hodgepodge mess of insane reasoning that I can only imagine everyone in that room was zooted off their absolute domes when they finalized it & hit send.

Spoilers for Well of Ascension ahead~ I love how Vin just knocks the absolute dogwater out of Cett and is just screaming in the face of a literally disabled middle aged man and he’s just laying on the ground getting yelled at and kicked like

This is it. My magnum opus. The culmination of everything I’ve worked so hard for. I present to you: Loss x Joven

A bag of flour could be completely empty and then as soon as you roll it up about 6 cups dump out all over the counter from some hidden secret place in the bag

Neat & cool! #mtginnistrad

Original Jumpstart is cool because the print quality is so bad that it makes almost all of the cards look fake

>Be me >Hates draft but really wants to play Magic >Goes to draft event >Has bad time >Why do I do this to myself.jpg

My goal this year was to finish 8 books and it’s not even February yet and I’ve finished 2 1/2… may have to push that goal a little further 😅

Man I really wish I cared even slightly about vehicles in MTG cause seeing some of y’all so excited about something I actively don’t have interest participating in is making me envious of all your joy and whimsy.

Bro Mistborn is INCREDIBLE y’all were NOT joking

👉🏻🚨Unban Griselbrand🚨👈🏻

Boss made a dollar, Grandad made a dime. But that was a poem From a simpler time. Boss made a thousand, Gave my Dad a cent. But that coin paid the mortgage, Or at least it paid the rent. Now bosses make a billion, And give us workers jack. Then smugly blame society, For the labor that they lack.

Yesterday, I told my gen Z coworker, jokingly, that something they did was cringe and without missing a beat he goes “you know what’s really cringe? Balding” and tbh he absolutely flamed my ass with that one. Humbling.

I don’t remember the last time I was this sick. Send good vibes plz ya boy is STRUGGLING

✨ Hocus Pocus, I cannot focus ✨ #cuteart #illustration #cat

The chemicals in the water are making the Yuletide gay

Happy Holidays! It’s a Bluesky giveaway! 🎄✨ I’m giving away this collector box of Assassins Creed! To enter: 🔴 Like & Repost 🔴 Comment your favorite MTG memory 🔴 Tag someone who you appreciate I’ll randomly choose someone a week from today! Courtesy of jzahler! 💙

Next build?

Around the opened fire straight up roarsting them And by “them” haha well… let’s justr say. My chesnits

Mana Pool cart optimizer now gives you 3 options (cheapest, fewest packages, balanced). Go try it out! Here's a video optimizing the top standard deck from MTGDecks. Also threw it in TCG (their cheapest option is more expensive, way more packages than Mana Pool, and is missing cards!).

Bigtime shoutout to @queenofcardboard.com for the amazing giveaway! Came in today! Appreciate you and all you do for the community!

who up waning they gibbous

“We have the one ring at home” The one ring at home:

We had a game go for almost 4 hours last night at our budget secret Santa game 💀💀💀 As always thank you to @playgroupgg.bsky.social for being our playgroup’s game app of choice!

But have you considered... #Consider #mtg #MagicTheGathering

My weekly playgroup is doing a secret santa budget (<$50) deck swap & EDH game tomorrow and not only did I make my secret santa his deck, I also made TWO (2) other decks to give away as prizes throughout the night! Can’t wait to see everyone’s reactions!

Happy sorcery Saturday!!!

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking