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tingsdonedummy.bsky.social
Unsure what to do with my existence other than cause chaos
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Sitting at a laundry mat half drunk wondering how I still spent Valentine's Day weekend alone even though I have 2 gfs and 1 bf....wtf!!!!!! #ValentinesDay ##polyamarous

I just got called millennial jack sparrow....I hate this place

I literally moved to the south to get away from the snow...YET HERE I AM WITH ALMOST A GODDAMN FOOT OF IT...I digress, time for vodka

I know I disappeared again but I wanted to come back and say...fuck cheeto man and musk rat

Pregame Silverstein obviously!!! Gotta be pumped up and stretched out for the show *singing starts in the background*

New year new......on second thought same bullshit cause I don't feel like changing #newyear #resolution

I've lost my touch, apparently alt guys aren't in anymore.....that or this guy didn't like that I called his friend out for being a racist 🤷‍♂️ #altboys #getfucked #oops

Been gone for a couple weeks cause 2 of my partners decided to break up with me in same week but I'm back to my gremlin ways

Proff that alt boys just wear YouTuber merch on their off days #sykkunomerch #sykkuno #fakealt

When you have an orange cat, your sex life doesn't matter. Only cuddles matter now

I just discovered sour alcoholic drinks and a cute bartender boy making them for me....it's gonna be a long night!!!!

When your friend ask you about date outfits, so you ask how serious of a contender they are. Cause if you think its long term then you gotta bust out that nickelodeon underwear and see if she is still down #friends #wingman