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The beautiful, beautiful BFI, showing how it’s done, after three recent Supreme Court ruling.

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A moment of Zen brought to you by Ace on a warm day

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power rangers in famous works of art: thread

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Reform now has six MPs. No wait, five MPs. One is suspended for threatening behaviour. So Reform is now back up to the number of MPs it had directly after the election.

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Steve saves his pocket money all week so he can go bowling on Sunday afternoons. Steve is terrible at bowling, but nobody says anything because Steve is trying his best.

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It’s so important to not let yourself become bitter or disheartened or cynical. To not let the news of the world break your spirit. Because I’m already doing that. It’s my thing. Find your own, stop copying me.

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Just a casual conversation between spouses on reality television

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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

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ME: hey what's up MC ESCHER: i have no idea

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"I need to stop swearing at inanimate objects, that obviously doesn't affect anything," I said as the Ikea bookshelf inched towards me and began to teeter.

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Giant prehistoric kangaroos knew what was up

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Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?" Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it

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at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

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I would like to sit at the feet of Isabella Rossellini and learn like a devout apostle

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People have interpreted this as a call for a boycott, when I actually want a wealth tax so aggressive it'd make Lenin say, "steady on, lad" if Lenin talked like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

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the asteroid headed to earth in 2032 was really like, ew david

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I will never understand how a group of bigoted women go all out to destroy the rights of a tiny, marginalised group of predominantly harmless women instead of using their centuries of built up rage to actively destroy the patriarchy and the actual men who do us real harm.

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April is Adopt a Greyhound month. This is the lovely Tobias who is looking for his new home at Clare Greyhound Sanctuary. Greyhounds make great pets - they have a gentle, sensitive and affectionate nature. Please contact the sanctuary if you're interested: www.claregreyhoundsanctuary.com

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To be honest, given our current economic situation, I have no problem with self-indulgent rich women paying millions, while ordinary Americans struggle to feed their families, pretending to go into "space." I do question, however, the value of their return.

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Been on holiday for about a week and have inhaled all this epic awesomeness already @lizstrout.bsky.social @carlhiaasen.bsky.social @jasperfforde.bsky.social @emiliahart.bsky.social @silviamg.bsky.social #booksky

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Excuse me while I slip into something more oncoming traffic.

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“you don’t know them”

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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

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there’s only one good video podcast, and it’s called Space Ghost Coast to Coast

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my retirement planning was really based on eventually having an obscenely wealthy woman offer me a huge amount of money to stay away from her son so at this point I’m not sure what to do

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People gonna be trying to pay rent with their hatred of pronouns.

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I know crashing the economy on purpose seems harsh, but it’ll all be worth it when the seventh Little Mermaid is white

submitted 31 days ago • 122 comments

“It gets better” Yeah, like when? Be specific. Is there a calendar invite?

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We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10

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A+++++ No notes.

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“Sometimes I ask myself, is everyone else on the bombing Yemen group chat except me?”

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Me in the national security team group chat

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Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger

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my baby in her crib at 3am

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Me: I want to wash my body only right now, not my hair— Hotel Shower: NO I INSIST

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Jesus. This is harrowing

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This is Sonic. He wasn't invited to the Dalmatian cuddle puddle, but he doesn't care. On an unrelated note, do you have a Sharpie he can borrow? 12/10

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Opens internet Nope Goes outside. Walks down the road. Takes a new name. Moves to small beachside community to weave baskets by the sea and become part of local lore.

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when did putting on my underwear standing up become the closest I get to cheating death on a daily basis

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Quite tricky not simply exploding with rage at the callous cruelty of all this gestures at everything isn’t it? Just bursting into searing flames of apocalyptic anger & spontaneously spattering one’s atoms across the known universe like furious meat confetti

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Me: an American woman in her 30s My hair when I have a center part: you are a small Italian schoolboy from the distant past

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