tinkertailorreply.bsky.social
Lawyer (not your lawyer) and Dad (probably not your Dad)
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See to me there was a sense in which the Confederacy fell just slightly short of “to each according to his needs.” But I am an inveterate shitlib.
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*hoe exchanges
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US v. 7 Zillion meme coins
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Is the K plug paid in crypto? Asking for a civil forfeiture regime.
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I’ll take those odds. Easy money.
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A work requires humility, discipline and preparedness. These aren’t work guys.
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Tbh they’ve done the same with “being the biggest tracing paper thin skinned babies on the planet”
Remarkable.
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Two world historic venal narcissists couldn’t find a way to work together and have, by their own evil stupidity, accelerated their inevitable downfalls versus no it isn’t.
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Also, like, this is a guy who travels everywhere holding felony weight.
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Strap’em into some Depends and get his ass on Rogan immediately.
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Night at the Reichstag
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Just spitballing here: Rogan?
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What are the odds these two keep getting betrayed by various losers and haters? Remarkable, really.
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Two star-crossed assholes.
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Two world historic villains squandering a world historic opportunity to develop heretofore only theoretical evil synergies. You hate to see it indeed.
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Yeah slow down there Skeletor.
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“One misconception about relationship anarchists is that they have perfected relationship dynamics, but that couldn’t be further from the truth”
I see!
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People aren’t talking enough about the emergence of the centaur-right.
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Look, at least he didn't get her from an illegal wife mill.
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“36 percent of 25 to 36 year olds have adopted the lifestyle, compared to 15 percent of Boomers.”
Charlie Brown had hoes ass study.
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Can we keep the boat if we name it Harvey Raw Milk
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Mayor McCheese Egg and Bacon
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And *this* is the rawest exercise of equitable powers in US courts.
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They cyborg went method! They always go method!
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He said *don’t* be an asshole.
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SMAFO
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Leo’s become death, darth.
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::Bane voice::
“Thank you for your attention to this matter, Batman!”
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“Be guided accordingly” is coming soon.
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Dark night of the “soul”
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A walking red-flag word Mad Lib.
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Thank god we went with “opposable thumbs babies.” Sure it’s incredibly stupid and we could just say “kids,” but we figured you know dogs and cats have skin too. So do lizards and snakes!
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You cut him off before he had a chance to say that the work product waiver issue is substantially more complex.
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Esoteric and *wrong*
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It’s nothing if not a renaissance for weird marks.
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The Darrens Rovell of this country were the salt bridge in the battery of the Trump Era.
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If it happens the heretofore purely theoretical level of divorced energy that will pulse from Miller’s clammy dome will power the Earth for centuries to come, should we survive the initial blast.