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If i’m going to get a portrait of my dog pointing in the corner of the yard telling me to, “make.” You better believe i’m hiring an artist to paint that shit. The details need to be just right. Ai could never.

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Girl, are you a monetary penalty incurred for committing a misdemeanor crime such as littering? Because you fine.

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#🕺🏽💃🏾 youtu.be/V1OC_XmeIck?...

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#🇨🇴 #🍃💨 open.spotify.com/track/6b37xr...

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this cape is reversible but my decision to wear it to the custody hearing is not.

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This one really #RattlesTheTrunk open.spotify.com/track/7tBu6P...

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One thing #They (being the government) will never tell you about rescuing a dog is, that they’ll have to be on enough anti anxiety meds to bring down a small horse. #CuttingMorningMeats #Delish #GetsOld #Democracy

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That drake meme with the first caption saying, “black forest ham.” And the next saying, “black forest yam.” I feel very strongly that this is something that #ThePeople would like. #SoLetItBeWrittenSoLetItBeDone

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No one does it like the Oregon Coast

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#TheFarSide by Gary Larson || est. #comic publication: 1984-86 || series run: 1979-95 & 2017-23

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Two Oregon men were found dead in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch, authorities said

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You there! AI! What day is it? Why it’s Arbor Day, Mr. Scroope!

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As a #badass #rough and #tumble construction guy Its so weird that I’m giving, off the shoulder clean girl healing era aesthetics this winter (This is how the yutes talk now. Yeah, aight #type) This post inspired by having my hair cut and it ended up looking like a 1950’s women’s bob cut Ohh #bouncy

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The big #Drone in the middle watches me most nights. The smaller ones seem to almost float back and forth. I’ve tinfoiled the majority of the house and sacrificed multiple goats, but I don’t know what else to do. Please advise #FBI #CIA #DOJ #POTUS #TedTurner #BillNyeThatGuyWhoDoesTheTVStuff

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The best part about having a bunch of #Boomers as clients (they have all the money), is that inevitably they’ll bring up the fact that they are going to die in the not so distant future. So no need to address all the issues, thats the future homeowners problem. #Awkward #TheUpperRoom #DeathBecomesUs

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A house should cost 4 cars, and a car should cost 1000 sandwiches

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Tis #TheSeason open.spotify.com/album/4fMwLd...

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In one of the strangest chapters of my life, I spent several months in the trenches of Big Headlight, looking to understand just how and why headlights became brighter than the sun. Answers, graphs, penis sketches—it's all here, on the brand new Ringer site: www.theringer.com/2024/12/03/t...

submitted 91 days ago • 113 comments

COMPLETLY disagree with georgie winning #TGBBO paul hollywood put the fix in for her. Had a pretty obvious crush on her. She was #MID at best.

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to catch a bus you must think like a bus

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Whenever I hear bomb cyclone, this song pops into my head. Just add, bomb, before he says cyclone. #PNWLife #DampLife #DustingWets open.spotify.com/track/27mhCG...

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Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

submitted 107 days ago • 36 comments

A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business

submitted 110 days ago • 176 comments

The only political take I can muster at the moment is, since I can remember, the democrats have been bringing a highlighted rule book to a gun fight. Just the most feckless centrists imaginable.

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People out their damn minds. $1.5 million, for a dated house right next to a busy high school. 2,400 sq ft($603 a sq ft), unfinished basement, hasn’t been updated since the 90’s. #Ridic www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

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#AboutRight youtu.be/_-lcfqahXj0?...

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Here's something fun: if you ever wanted to recreate the Shackleton expedition to the South Pole in LEGO, you will soon be able to. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

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This makes me laugh so hard

submitted 116 days ago • 21 comments

my hottest political take is that if Phil Hartman was still alive none of this goes down this way

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The Big Dummy has it figured out. #ADogsLife #NoWorries #NoShirtNoShoesNoProblems #LouisianaCatahoulaLeopardDogGermanShepardMix

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#SpotOn

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The problem with being born and raised in the DC area is, politics/government is all encompassing. Long legacies of public servant family and friends. You can’t escape it. Oh what I’d give to be some rube who’s never had to consider civics.

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therapist: describe this picture me: that’s my father yelling at me therapist: and this one me: you having sex with my wife therapist: and this one me: aren’t these normally ink blots

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