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prof-hinkley.bsky.social • 288 days ago

to catch a bus you must think like a bus

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timetravel.camp•288 days ago

The bus pulls a knife, you pull a gun.

jargonscotty.bsky.social•288 days ago

They pull a thread, you pull lever.

avalonvt.bsky.social•288 days ago

thaddeusstrode.bsky.social•91 days ago

😂😂

shetef.bsky.social•288 days ago

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magnetoapologist.bsky.social•287 days ago

You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bus

laikax.bsky.social•94 days ago

Today i am a rail replacement service.

melfice.bsky.social•288 days ago

... I want to have a lot of people inside me?

That... that feels wrong. That's wrong? Is it?

connorap.bsky.social•288 days ago

If im on-time, i just missed the early bus. If im late, i just missed the on-time bus. If im early, i just missed the late bus. If im on-time, and i see the on-time bus, then i forgot my bus pass

duckshow.bsky.social•288 days ago

"if i were a bus, where would i go.... the bus stop!"

hey it works

mochene.bsky.social•288 days ago

Ok

*takes deep breath

My little wheels go round and round, round and round, round and round . . .

deadontheoutside.bsky.social•288 days ago

i stop frequently and ask people where they get off

themizarkshow.bsky.social•288 days ago

A+ response. Gold star.

sapphicfilmnerd.bsky.social•288 days ago

tweetpotato314.bsky.social•288 days ago

Speed 4

prof-hinkley.bsky.social•288 days ago

training to be able to run at least 50mph

brutefarce.bsky.social•288 days ago

What if I prefer to be hot by said bus?

thaxter.bsky.social•288 days ago

I still don't know what to do when my jaws close on that bumper

lfillingham.bsky.social•99 days ago

I'm grumpy, creaky and old, definitely making frequent stops, so thinking like a bus comes naturally to me.

lfillingham.bsky.social•99 days ago

I'm also usually behind schedule.

sleeplessanna.bsky.social•288 days ago

You must think line a toddler . Long breaks. Run on your own time

benevogames.bsky.social•99 days ago

there’s things inside me. Disgusting overworked things.
We call them- night shift

actualed.bsky.social•288 days ago

If you can dodge a bus, however, you can dodge a ball.

doctecazoid.bsky.social•288 days ago

... sure, as long as you have a plan for what you're gonna do with it after you catch it.

richardohalloran.bsky.social•99 days ago

Be the bus

stealthisbook.bsky.social•288 days ago

Sometimes you catch the bus. Sometimes the bus catches you

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snargleplax.bsky.social•95 days ago

*tries to avoid thinking like a cold*

shekeepsbees.bsky.social•67 days ago

To catch a car, dog must think like the car. Woof!

nih-llamas.bsky.social•288 days ago

To catch a train, you must become a train.

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msangermanager.bsky.social•288 days ago

I think I'm tired, that should work🤔

kattsdogma.bsky.social•288 days ago

that’s fare haha that was me thinking like a bus k byeee T

kathrynfleming.bsky.social•99 days ago

😅🚌

weirdautumns.bsky.social•288 days ago

get a bunch of people dependent on me and the never show up on time?

prof-hinkley.bsky.social•288 days ago

😂

msflywheel.bsky.social•99 days ago

Stand clear. Luggage doors operating

cosmicraise.bsky.social•99 days ago

Straight banger my guy 🤜🤛

erdoc.bsky.social•288 days ago

I can catch one with a pair of chop sticks and a bus schedule

memetroll.bsky.social•288 days ago

Well spoken

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