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Shortly after getting my drivers license in high school, I took the first of what would turn out to be many theater road trips, seeing a production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in Philadelphia. My friend and I went to some random restaurant and got the best wings I’ve ever had. No idea where it was.

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It’s nice that in this era where so many actors are getting super jacked to play superheroes in action movies, Ralph Fiennes got super jacked to wander around eating handfuls of dirt with his dick out in a quiet historical drama about a man who feels war has robbed him of the ability to be human.

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Take it from a guy who apparently thinks every Snow White movie is at least pretty good, the new Snow White movie is pretty good!

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sorry man you have only yourself to blame for this

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Vice President Walz could have been in the Capital Center parking lot helping de-ice someone's windshield right this very moment but you dummies had to fuck it all up.

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Very happy that Superman suits are finally moving away from this trend.

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low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.

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uhh

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This! The Oscars, at their best, serve as an opportunity to spotlight movies that are worth your time to check out! They're (in part) an educational and promotional tool, not just a vindication of your tastes.

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I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

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Wow, what are the odds?!

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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? It’s been nice knowing everybody. I’ve had a good time on this earth since I was born in 1984, just five years before the release of the Belgian techno anthem Pump up the Jam.

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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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Tired: You can't make Blazing Saddles today. Wired: You can't make Bee Movie today.

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Since writing this article, I have received messages from angry men, calling me names, telling I’m wrong, & that I’d be begging a man to save me if I was lost in the woods. To recap, there are men are sending me abusive emails to prove they are the safe choice. So far, no bears have written in.

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I used the power of AI to imagine what Kurt Cobain would look like if he was alive today

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Thinking, as I do every Easter, about how much Jesus Christ Superstar improves on the Passion narratives in the New Testament. Fleshing out all the characters, giving them proper motivations and believable psychology. The gospel authors got absolutely rinsed by Tim Rice

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[holding hand over receiver] everyone shut the fuck up, the menu options have changed

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Gambit, about to throw a card from an oblique strategies deck at you: “Take away de elements in order of apparent non-importance, mon ami!”

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Actual Headlines Eddie Murphy Stars in First Ever Holiday Movie Candy Cane Lane -The Today Show Eddie Murphy to Star in His First Christmas Movie -Parade Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy Stars in His First-Ever Live-Action Holiday Movie -The Daily Mail 🤨

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I joined the hosts of the Christmas Cousins podcast to offer up a starter list of five essential holiday classics. #filmsky 📽

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ITS GRIMACES BIRTHDAY

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I really want the twenty minute extended mix of "Dancing in the Street" where David Bowie and Mick Jagger just endlessly shout every place name they can think of.

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"Did you know that you can get a refill on any drink you want here, and it's free?" "It's a wonderful restaurant!"

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