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Your Daily Affirmation: I meet every challenge as an opportunity for growth. Experience expands my consciousness and my capacity for compassion.Each set-back makes me reach higher until I can dunk so hard on my adversaries that they suck up into their own butt holes and implode.

Your Daily Affirmation: I recognize that attachment is the source of all suffering and I endeavor to let go of all things except presence in the moment. And my mother-fudging waffle

Daily #haiku February waits Her Reaper sharpens a scythe She won’t go alone

Your Daily Affirmation: While standing in the middle of this hurricane of stupidity, I remain a bright, sunny spot by remaining well informed.

Daily #haiku Spring sprinkles life dust The grass greens, the birds rejoice I sneeze and sniffle

Your Daily Affirmation: If I am bold, mighty forces will come to my aid; probably the Giant Invisible Success Marmot, who brings joy and waffles to all who believe. May she fend off spurious fuckweasels and hatchet bearing murder bears.

Daily #haiku Youth imagines age A blanket, winkled, frayed Time yields shattered glass

Your Daily Affirmation: Day dreaming IS doing something. Sitting and following the flights of my imagination IS doing something. I value the quiet, the peace, the stillness, as I value myself and others in the the stillness. Still, I welcome the crunch of waffles.

Daily #haiku How does this Life work? No instruction manual There are missing parts

Your Daily Affirmation: I am nonstick today. All the corruption, the lies, the aggression, the stupidity, just slip off of me as I slide into direct appreciation of the world as art. Also waffles.

Daily #haiku Slip into the past Yesterday is tomorrow Right all these damn wrongs

Your Daily Affirmation: Today I am an avatar of hope. In all things I look for the opportunity for good. I allow enthusiasm to buoy me and let negativism evaporate from my sunny attitude like a fart on a hot skillet. That's the smell, the defeat of negativism. Maybe the dog.

Daily #haiku White space demands words But today I am empty No blood, heart or soul

Your Daily Affirmation: Your secret kung-fu is the strongest kung fu, and you must only reveal it in the most dire consequences. But you may draw power from the knowledge that you have it. Who? Who? Who got the best kung-fu? You do.

Daily #haiku Wears a rusty crown Sits upon a throne of lies Only fools worship

Your Daily Affirmation: I am lifted by the spirit of the Giant Invisible Success Marmot as she ushers me through my day, watching over me and protecting me in her magical ANTIFA marmot pants, which are totally a thing. #AlsoWaffles

Daily #haiku Storm clouds fill my chest Hoard my pain like fat dragons Too greedy to rain

Your Daily Affirmation: Understanding that noise cancellation works only by emitting a frequency in direct opposite phase to the noise: For every shrill, hateful sneer, a chill, hopeful cheer. For every lie self-serving, a truth light giving. I will prevail.

Daily #haiku Storms chase through my head Lightning, thunder, I wonder When the sky will fall

Your Daily Affirmation: I am immune to becoming a dick weed. Thoughtless, stupid, and inconsiderate behavior by people in power does not infect me. I adhere to my standards of kindness, consideration, and thoughtfulness, allowing the hateful and the stupid to just fuck all the way off. #Waffles

Daily #haiku The room stays the same Another heart stops, code blue Every face is yours

Your Daily Affirmation: Today is mine. I ain't watching nothing, ain't reading nothing, ain't worrying about anything that harshes my calm. Away whiners, weasels, wankers, wallies, and various whatevers! No one gets into my day unless I want to see them. You? No, yer good. I've always liked you.

Daily #haiku Bleeding together Colors lose identity Truth lives in abstract

Your Daily Affirmation: ♫ I dance through the day with the heads of my enemies on a stick, on a stick, on a stick. I dance through the day with the heads of my enemies on a stick, because that's my Saturday thi-ing. ♫ ♫ Also motherfudging waffles ♫

Daily #haiku Cluttered countertops Red rooster atop the fridge Waffle scented air

Daily #haiku A listening ear? Or dinner and diamonds? How deep is your love?

Your Daily Affirmation: Today is as fresh and fluffy as a new snow, as sweet and crispy as a hot buttered waffle dripping with syrup. I am going to enjoy the bejeezus out of this day and the people in it. No amount of weaselocity shall thwart me. No thwarting!

Your Daily Affirmation: I honor my history by acknowledging the good AND the bad, allowing the good to serve as an example, and the bad as an inspiration to be better. (Yes, there's always waffles in the subtext.)

Daily #haiku Winter sky blue eyes Sees the world in the grey shades Of shattered rainbows

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Your Daily Affirmation: I nurture the fire of a slow burning anger. A firewall of good cheer shields my people and preserves my calm, but I'm ready to burn this motherfudger down if that's what's called for. My cause is true, my waffles are crispy. I am not afraid.

Daily #haiku One-eyed Dumpster doll Some little girl’s broken heart Everything is trash

Your Daily Affirmation: I am calm, but not silent. I am cautious, but ready to move. I respect your passion, your pain, and your persistence. I am tolerant, kind, and empathetic, but I will not be fucked with. I am not afraid.

Your Daily Affirmation: It ain't over. It ain't over. It ain't over. While every note of hope buoys my spirit, and every revelation of truth heartens my resolve, I rise up, aware that it ain't over, and nothing worthwhile is achieved without perseverance. RESIST FASCISM

Daily #haiku Coconut palm trees Yearn for balmy afternoons Shiver in mourning

Your Daily Affirmation: I pay homage to Justice and her little sister, Truth. Justice is blindfolded and wandering around with a sword and a scale, probably drunk, but Truth will lead her through. I hope. #also_waffles

Your Daily Affirmation: Today I'm walking through walls to connect with your human spirit. Though you are far away, I astral travel to share your hopes. I yank the golden cord of compassion that runs through everyone and ring that bell. Wake up! We are here! #waffles

Daily #haiku February 8, 2025 Days bleed together Weeks too weak to hold pressure Hemorrhaging time

Your Daily Affirmation: Ima be over here chillin