tits-up.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ queer, poly for now, always looking for 'the one', something something mopeds, blue-hair, has-been famous designer, Kropotkinist, goth, old bat...
👗12/31/21 - 💉09/13/22 - ✂️🍒07/31/24
50? really? let's just say 39😊
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You have 1.4k followers and you think none of them want to sleep with you? You're beautiful, talented, and exciting. Just because circumstances aren't what you would like right now, there's opportunity out there. It will hit when you least expect it.
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my mouth is open to all
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sex with your mortal enemy is the best
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Umm. I've gotten head from a woman with no teeth and it's not as tender as you would guess.
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did it explode yet?
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at least 😊
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I have 5 or 6 in this style.
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I like your hair and hat😊
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It can mean both ☺️
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because the list of non abusers is impossible
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I DMed you about your PayPal username. I can't get it to work 🫤
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I ODed for a month before I figured out all the nausea was me taking WAY too much.
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I went from every 7 days, to every 4, to every 5. Five days seemed to work the best for me. I just divided my 7 day dose by 7 to get a daily amount, multiplied by the number of days i wanted and rounded up to the nearest 0.05ml
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you.
are.
pretty.
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Ahh. You were boymoding too 😆
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Was that you at the grocery store?
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been there? done that?
please keep my secret 😭
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hearts 💕
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I know I am
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That's probably more likely than me finding a job right now.
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You're welcome to dm me.
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someone needs to invent a transbian that doesn't live a million miles away.
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you live so far away🫤
and your right. the apps just want your money. if you meet someone they lose their revenue stream.
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Ive is overrated as a designer too. You can do anything if you throw a lot of money at something. And he certainly did.
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you have to be. it's part of the image. i make quite an impression on the girls when I roll up on my bike in a skirt and heels.
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you ride? if all this shit blows over we need to go on a road trip.
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WTF? Real women? Fake tits? Sounds like someone is struggling with insecurities.
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We need to take the government away from these two sports teams. Our lives are not a game.
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morning boobs are best.
it's when mine are the most full and round.
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Mr Alphabet Says - The Glove
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I understand 😞
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I'm probably just stating the obvious. If I could wave the magic kiss wand for you I would.
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I don't want to say that you gotta just put yourself in places for it to happen, but it works. I get a vibe from you that you're very intense. You need to find someone who's attracted to that and sees it as a challenge. Or even better, someone who has the same intensity.
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but why?
you seem kissable 😟
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It also doesn't help that over the years I've gained a lot of class consciousness. I've only ever worked for rich people. Stupidly rich people. I can't do that anymore.
So what do I do now?
Is there some job where they just leave me alone to do my work?
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I didn't think I would be in this position at 50. I genuinely thought I would be a successful designer for the rest of my life. But first getting fired for being "morally corrupt", then just for, ya know, being trans. It kinda kills something inside.
2/3
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just one?