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tittle.bsky.social
himbo aspirant, wifeguy/dad type, inconsequentially bi, c/hEDS call me luck or he or they. poptart picture feed is here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hlxyayhtennfciowyuuudpiv/feed/aaaa6vjiyob34
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blowing the cannabis smoke onto a bug flying around the bathroom because none of his friends will believe him that he got high from a smoke breathing giant

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

love having the d and s be adjacent on the keyboard, love accidentally typing bussy in a text to my mom

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

picked up some dairy free kraft singles which is weird because I thought that was true about the regular kind

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

hi, I'm moriende. I'm bedridden w/ very severe ME and receive no aid or income. I urgently need help covering meds & essentials (goal: $500/mo). any support means so much. $kookysnell / @kookysnell / paypal.me/belzomalsh ko-fi.com/moriende #HelpSky #MABoost #MutualAid 💕💸

submitted 66 days ago • 9 comments

I generally wouldn't call myself a masochist but if you asked why I'm studying vim again (in the midst of many things being very-on-fire in my life) I have zero good answers.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

tiktok seems to be uncertain on if I’m a lesbian or not

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

@cl.own.baby omg gravy look at this shirt tiktok showed me

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

family members ask me for recipes I've developed yet are frustrated when I send a list of ingredients! you know I don't measure!! embrace vibe based cooking!!!!

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

little Dog Problems will one day grow into appreciating their name but god help us in the middle school years

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

We've all been there, nude, painted purple, being chased through a cornfield at night by a group of people wearing Grimace costumes. This happens to all of us.

submitted 84 days ago • 5 comments

today I went to my child's preschool for Music and Movement time to play the ukulele and sing for them still cackling at the mental image of a dozen 2 year olds staring blankly at me while I'm cheerily playing Raffi

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I volunteered to play children’s songs on ukulele and sing at my child’s preschool next monday. I did a practice set last night because it’s been a bit since I’ve played. I now have a blister :|

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

new from old spice: gender affirming body odor

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I'm running auditions for the audiobook of my next book. I've now heard over 100 people angrily read the phrase "Kentucky whores!" over the last two days. Exactly what I imagined life as an author would be like when I was a kid.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

How I Make Tea: 1) Boil water in electric kettle. 2) Pour next to tea bag in cup on saucer. 3) Allow to steep. 4) Forget I made tea. 6) Remember the tea when I go to get a snack. 7) Remove tea bag. 8) Tea's cold. Warm tea in microwave. 9) Take a sip and exclaim "Boy, that's strong".

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment