Profile avatar
tittle.bsky.social
himbo aspirant, wifeguy/dad type, inconsequentially bi, c/hEDS call me luck or he or they. poptart picture feed is here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hlxyayhtennfciowyuuudpiv/feed/aaaa6vjiyob34
2,140 posts 370 followers 670 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 21 Comments 29

Hey man, banger post. Too bad you didn't write alt text.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

two days ago, for the first time in my life I restarted a book directly after finishing it. I just finished it for the second time tonight. it is The Farthest Shore by Ursula K Le Guin and apparently one of my favorite books.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

the bar is in hell but unfortunately so are we

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

(my brain) don't you want to just accomplish this feat the easy way? (me doing it the hard way because I'm already committed) no

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

sometimes u just gotta I WANNA KNOW CAN U SHOW ME I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THESE STRANGERS LIKE ME

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Sexually harassing one woman should DQ you from holding any public office forever, but 11 is "we feed you fish heads and pond water forever"

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

absolutely ruining the vibe in the car dealership by reading the contracts before signing them

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

modern parenting tip: instead of telling your child they need to focus on something, tell them it's time to lock in

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I see the vision but they should have run this by a few more people before making it the dot marker slogan

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

submitted 2 days ago • 329 comments

scene: I am hunched over my laptop in the middle of the floor, alternately talking to myself while staring into the middle distance and typing furiously my wife: .... are you ok over there? me: yes! this is very mentally healthy behavior!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

personalized engraving is so cool because it turns a crappy gift into a crappy gift that can’t be regifted

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

working from home is more productive because post-panic attack instead of assuring people you're ok you can just get back to what you were doing

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

trying to put away my wife’s clothes for her and her dresser organization is like failing one of these intelligence pattern matching tests I KNOW there’s something there and yet

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

detective (sighing): this is the hardest part of the job woman (opening door): hello officer what is this about? detective: ma'am there's no easy way to say this... your husband's bingle got bongled woman: i'm sorry, what? detective (annoyed): his whole shit got sproinked

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

my 14 year old nephew is posting lyrics as his discord status nature is healing

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

if kidz bop had any courage they would drop a version of not like us immediately

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

mentally supported by the way a bun’s feet look when they are held aloft

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

I am grateful to have a home but that gratitude wavers a bit when I’m getting up every hour to manually bail out a 50 gallon sump pump

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

getting concerning how often I’ve recently used the joke “this isn’t going to be the thing that breaks me, but it will contribute!”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

please enjoy today’s slow-motion video of holtzmann attempting to catch ten tennis balls at once

submitted 17 days ago • 45 comments