tittle.bsky.social
himbo aspirant, wifeguy/dad type, inconsequentially bi, c/hEDS
call me luck or he or they. poptart picture feed is here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hlxyayhtennfciowyuuudpiv/feed/aaaa6vjiyob34
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on the one hand I am very grateful our state is recreational now and on the other the experience is objectively worse
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rabbits have no footpads, it’s just dense fur and claws. we have hardwood floors. you can catch Poptart by gently laying a hand on him because he has ZERO traction
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don't sleep on grindcore either!
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I immediately had to share a screenshot when I saw this because it's HORNY
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"we have invented the evil wishing genie so obviously the first thing we did was make it available to all living humans for free"
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I think it’s multi part and must include “,your a Spanish invasive species”
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I adore this site for keeping alive the arguably best part of twitter culture: today’s main character
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do you think this one has a shot of making it into the louvre?
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I want a cheer bird so bad yooberz u have no idea
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I am aware that in the state of New Jersey they are required to give you an option to be cremated in an $80 cardboard box
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your display name being "the sore one" is sending me 💀
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which, if I'm right that's what you're saying, I love trotting out that it is a polari term en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polari
(although on the article they spell it zhoosh which I disagree with because it doesn't rhyme with sploosh)
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I usually see it as zhuzh 🕵
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I hate that I like it (for very specific things) yet here be are!
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lol in my early 20s I had a chiropractor tell me that my sternum couldn’t crack. so I cracked my sternum for him by pressing my palms together.
he said “well I don’t know what that was but I don’t think it was your sternum cracking” as if I don’t have nerves
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how do I make it mine? :D
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ma’am do you even have fingerprints anymore
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and if you want couchlock for hours
just indica now
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just a dash of deep sleep please
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I bake rarely! but in an amusing inversion, when I do bake all measuring is by weight so that it is PRECISE
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lasagna soup is a whole recipe! embrace culinary anarchy!!
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seriously, imagine the stress!
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the kicker was that she didn’t even pay for the mortgage (husband did), so how could those financing people be so silly to think she couldn’t afford this car??
my coworker was impossibly gracious because I think he deserved a fully unhinged crash out in response
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I worked in coffee in a wealthy area. often reminded of a customer attempting to relate to my coworker, a cancer survivor stressed about money.
her relatable story was when she tried to buy a luxury car as a gift for her husband, but was denied financing because of their multimillion mortgage
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also I don’t know how that line break happened, genuinely boomer posting
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that is one of my karaoke song and it hits
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I’m still very confused as to how “wifman” looks phonetically closer despite predating the current spelling
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I know face blindesses of all types exist but veneer blindness is particularly confusing
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I have also not cared for bamboo shoots because of the musty flavor (same with baby corns)
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..... WAIT WOULD THE SAME BE TRUE FOR BABY CORN????
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duckduckgo mostly works but recently I ended up on google because I couldn't find something. the persistent AI inclusion was wrong, loud, and unhelpful! it had been a while since I had yelled at a computer to fuck off
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"wow this isn't very good tea" I exclaim with zero self reflection
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the first personal detail you drop on your account is including your hometown in your bit? very dean browning of you.
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the mutuals are on the same wavelength tonight