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Katie Couric on Hacks

I don’t know what half the things on the internet mean anymore and I’m too lazy to look them up

Alexandria, Virginia native Cleopatra. Open the schools

Bluesky

James Buchanan

We need a full cultural reset. A new Whitney at the Super Bowl moment. Stat

I’m such a sucker for apocalyptic movies. Plagues/zombies, all day. Asteroids, hell yeah. Earthquakes/natural disasters, yes please.

True self control is saving four bites of your Chipotle burrito bowl as a snack for the next day

Me on this app often

A rough Wednesday afternoon after a teeth cleaning

I’m going through HOTD withdrawals already, why delay this?

At my Global Entry interview thinking that it was going to be a scene out of Inglorious Bastards and instead they just asked if my address was current and took fingerprints

I think about Christine Baskets at least twice a week

I feel like no one talks about Poker Face? Feels like a criminally underrated show

I’m going to need my Ankylosing spondylitis to chill for awhile because my bank account simply cannot keep up with the amount of “little” treats I’ve been buying to distract myself the past two months

Just got back from vacation and immediately started planning the next. My brain needs something to constantly look forward to

Rental car has an analog speedometer

Chicago Pope or THOT daughter?

We’re waiting for the new pope to finish his mandatory HR and compliance training

When a nice hotel doesn’t have a soft close toilet seat

Staying with my parents on vacation and my Dad asks what I want for breakfast when I woke up, I responded with this to no laughter

GTA 6? Did they mean J6?

Why does Florida tap water taste like I’m drinking from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney?

Boarding a flight and trying to see if the first officer looks timid. Thanks Nathan Fielder

Forget the sun, launch me into the Oort cloud

My Bluesky drafts lately

My Mom and I used to queen out watching TLC’s “A Baby Story”

Having an autoimmune condition always feels like having an unhelpful Clippy inside you

Thank god they had this at my local Goodwill, been looking for one forever

If Pac-Man was edible you’d eat him like a Babybel cheese

Knowing Cheech and Chong are still alive and kicking is what keeps me from getting too discouraged when seeing all these old white fascist men living into their 90s

Sinners was a fantastic film

What I know about the economy, I’ve learned from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

My brain on a random Wednesday morning for absolutely no reason

My neck and shoulders have absolutely hated every pillow I’ve slept on the past two months

Nathan Fielder’s brain is fucking fascinating

Just had a flashback from when I was like 12 and wanted to change the spelling of my name to Tommie and my mom was like, sweetie you’ve been through enough…

The Catholic Church and BetMGM are partnering to bring you live betting odds on the next Pope

Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown for the Papacy