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tlbjames.bsky.social
🌈 Science-literate gay Gen-X misanthrope married to @TLBTim.bsky.social. Grizzled copy editor, proud dogfather, rude grammarian, self-pub'd queer SFF/horror author, podcaster since 8/10/06 (@TrashSprinkles.bsky.social), and pragmatic nihilist. He/Him
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Whomst among us hasn't cut their bangs all the way to the scalp at least once between age 4 and 6?

No one in their right mind would want this in their regular, everyday lives. Just like everything else these ridiculous, sad tech bros unveil & try to force on us. NORMAL HUMANS DO NOT NEED, NOR DESIRE, TO REPLACE PEOPLE WITH ROBOTS, YOU EMOTIONALLY STUNTED, SCI-FI/TECH OBSESSED WEIRDOS

SO. ANNOYED. 😾

no see you're mistaken because that's clearly me

If you see this, share a skeleton.

Okay, just learned they are literally a teen garage band. They sounded so polished overall I thought they were a more established band, so I take it back. Keep working on those covers. You'll get there.

Or a Belgian malinois in a backyard 800 miles away will run back in the house like his tucked tail is on fire.

#EvergreenPost

Hello everyone! Here’s some of my art. Please don’t post without tagging me 🖤

They should maybe drop those Toadies, Smashing Pumpkins, and Metallica covers from their set list, tho. 😬 #KnowYourLimits

Local rock band is killing it with '90s rock covers at this art fest. Don't who they are, but their Nirvana and Pres. of the USA covers have been pretty frakin' good.

Am I a joke to you, Susan? You think this is cute?

"You say you have an empty bowl?" "Have you tried turning it off and then on again?" "I see." "Have you tried pushing something off the counter?"

"I AM DERP NIGHT."

Another cheeky DS9 meme. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Since it's the night for cheeky memes . . . 😏

*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*

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Because we need to decompress or we'll explode.

WHY are LGBTQ+ places throwing trans ppl under the bus to keep their $? It's LGB*T*Q I didn't fight to only protect *some* of my queer brothers, sisters, folx, FAMILY. Stand up for all of us or none of us. Fuck this shit. They'll go after gays next, dipshits. They hate us all. Wt actual fuck.

The word lives up to its name, albeit it openly.

I am packing & traveling to the cruise port with art prints in tow! Thank you to the Cruise team for allowing me to sell my son Alec Egan's fine art prints this week. All proceeds go directly to Alec & his family as they rebuild their home/studio following the devastating loss in the LA fires.

Gorgeous movie. Max was fascinated to watch it all the way through and seemed at times emotionally invested.

When a sad song comes on the radio and you pretend you're in the video.

🎵SWIIIIIIMMIN' IN THE RAIN, JUST SWIIIIIIMMIN' IN THE RAIN, What a glorious feeling, I'm, HAPPY again!🎶

Timeline cleanse

I thought this had been the harshest case of the flu I've had in a while.

Happy Black History Month

Because why govern effectively and according to the people's will when you can just add more layers of complex and ultimately useless bureaucracy that does little more than waste time and taxpayer money?

*Queues up Captain & Tennille*