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I am a monstrous, hideous brute. And yet you can't look away.
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Accurate holographic posters about Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

I was in my local supermarket, and they were playing Mark Morrison’s Return of the Mack over the speakers. And a man about my age was absolutely mortifying his daughter by lip-synching to it, and he was GOING for it.

This negotiation between the US and Russia, and cutting out Ukraine, is just like when Trump cut out Afghanistan and negotiated with Taliban. We see how that “good deal” turned out. Afghanistan was on Trump Every Trump deal fails

Half way through a book. I’m not that into it. Keep going, or give up now?

Think I’ll start calling him Trunt.

He’s SO fucking stupid. I haven’t even said who it is, and you know who I mean. He’s that fucking stupid it defines him.

#SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease. For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...

I’m lucky to know the people I’ve met and care about.

What a great time for the boiler to pack in. No heat or hot water!

I wish I was controlled by a super-intelligent rat. Instead, it’s just my own brain.

NEW: Locals in a Scottish town have rallied around Mo the cat after she was banned from Co-op 🐈❌ 'Mo isn’t just any cat—she’s a local legend', one said ⬇️

I don’t mean to brag, but I am not good at bragging.

If Janey Godley was still here she would post this herself. But she isn't so I will.

As an amateur tattooist, I’ll give some advice: ask the person first if they want a tattoo.

Fuck, Tony Slattery died. He was so funny. Sad news.

Jesus, the Gaiman allegations are vile. So disappointing.

Please contact Essex police if you have any information

Sorry, but I really hope people who love THE WILD ROBOT movie know it was inspired by my book. It's mentioned in the credits but most people don't read that stuff. If you love the movie you should check out the book! There's more to the story and it's a quick read.

LA friends, if you’ve lost your home, I’m so sorry. In case it helps, here’s some stuff I wish I’d known: 1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.

I just remembered a thing that happened when I was staying in a backpacker hostel in Fremantle. It had two long tables out the back, where everyone would gather to listen to music, drink, smoke, chat. It was always really cool. The Old Fire-station. 1/2

Le sigh. The kitten has got into the catnip, and is now on a rampage. High as a kite.

Off to donate some of my stupid, rare blood.

Last night I sent a message to myself. It says ‘Slappy clown.’ Your guess is as good as mine.

Two incidents in my life sum me up: I once got locked in a library I once tripped on a banana peel and went up in the air, and landed on my arse Both of these things happened in my 40s

I lost this ring in the toilets in Bounce in Farringdon tonight. It’s hardly worth anything, but it’s a ring my dad gave my mum and it’s priceless to me now that he’s not here. It’s gold, with a diagonal band of green stones on it. If you find it can you please get it back to me

Today I went to a comic book shop in Camden that I visited a lot in the 1990s. It’s closing down soon. Great place, great memories, nostalgia is sometimes cruel, but this was a good return to somewhere special. Here’s to you, Mega City Comics!

I’m so glad Andrew Tate was denied a voice here. Why should we be confronted with his aggressive misogyny and homophobia? Why should he get to spew his hatred anywhere? Of course we can reject him and all he stands for. It needs to be our response more often. Thank you 🦋

At 45, I didn’t really expect to climb trees at night. But I have a moronic kitten called Sam, who often needs to be rescued from the trees he gets stuck in.

Sam saw his first squirrel today, and went berserk. He's no chance of catching it.

I’ve deactivated the other place. Shame, as it was really good before the muskrat got it. Anyway, here’s to pastures new.

Jumped over from the other place, because he’s such a massive weirdo. I’ll see if I like it here…