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for his faults, Gary is humble enough not to suggest making himself the dictator he wants

The thing is, while the country is fucked, this is *mad*. Presumably it derives from right-wing Facebook propaganda.

radical idea but it would be quite nice for this government to not support Trump’s corruption

saw the Canadian election result and shook up a bottle of maple syrup and sprayed it like an F1 driver

not long until Trump claims the Canadian election was rigged and denies the result

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

if anyone could get a pope’s whites whiter than white, it’s Danny Baker & his Daz Vatican Citystep Challenge

if you’re after half-an-hour of uplifting, funny, & touching telly, then #TheAssembly (ITV/ITVX) is a must. Gold-plated brilliance

yes every company has a ‘Mad King’s Whims’ strategy lined up

trickle-down Trumponomics

my class was so bad at French our teacher would beg for merci

my class was so bad at French our teacher would beg for merci

this year I’ve taken carb-loading very seriously for the #LondonMarathon* *daily life

god they’re disgusting

‘I never thought Leopards would disrupt MY tour of the Vespasian Amphitheatre,’ wept a Leopards Disrupting Vespasian Amphitheatre Tours party voter

will the pope be buried at a popendicular angle

When I was writing about these pronatalist people this week I came across this anecdote from the Guardian about the guy In the CNN clip.

as Trump deports children with cancer, arrests a judge, sucks up to Russia, & defies the Supreme Court this continues to age well

Musk is enabling election interference against political parties he dislikes. He will keep doing it until governments stop him.

BREAKING: @aclu.org says Trump deported a child (U.S. citizen) with metastatic cancer without medication or consultation with physicians. This is the second child with cancer he's deported. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... @rollingstone.com

‘We’ve negotiated with the shark and swimmers will have to give up some body parts in return for it leaving’

The Kremlin says talks have been ‘constructive’ with members of its American office

‘I’ve made 200 deals’

the US military & intelligence services have been compromised via a fantasy league team

Happy 4th birthday to when the PM's chief of staff was accused of briefing against the PM's new dog.

an unbelievable banger

‘I counted the penises in the Bayeux Tapestry and I have no regrets’

unpopular opinion, but i don't believe the Putin-admiring, NHS-destroying, far-right rally addressing, Andrew Tate following Nigel Farage should have such an easy ride in the media

ah yes the man of the people* Nigel Farage *wealthy overseas people who want to unpick the UK to their advantage

mainly because multiple media outlets won’t stop going on about him

finally a proper Brexit dividend, unfettered access to salmonella

‘Private jets are best. Using airlines is an outmoded idea for most people’

only people who don’t like films don’t like cinemas

Trump’s Russia ‘deal’ makes Kim Philby look like James Bond

autocorrect was finally perfected in the 23rd century, after hundreds of crew members plunged to their deaths following the installation of a hollow deck on the first Starship Enterprise

that’s a completely insane business, they hate each other

‘Youth Mobility Scheme? No, we’re the Time-Limited Travel Opportunity Project’

*Mrs Merton voice* ‘Nigel, what first attracted you to the works of a race scientist?’

watching the people get a Sisi Is not very pretty, I tell thee

Lovely stuff

morning all, this made me hiss like a cat

I accidentally spilled water on a Mogwai album and now I have their entire back catalogue

members of Hegseth’s crack make-up unit will be awarded the Bronzer Star

Trump couldn’t recognise that he lost an election or that no means no

Trump, Vance, & their crew are plastic cheese eating surrender monkeys

HAPPY FIRST THREE EPISODES OF #ANDOR SERIES 2 ON DISNEY+ DAY TO ALL WHO WANT TO OVERTHROW A FASCIST REGIME