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Bless up

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Tucker Carlson, welcome to the :::spontaneously combusts:::

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The only thing worse than perishing in a nuclear holocaust is having the last words you hear before perishing be "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" spoken by a wanna-be mob boss President in his best, exurban, F150-driving baseball dad "I want to speak to your manager" voice.

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Some may call my kid an artist

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They finally caught the son of a bitch

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

Water & ice wasn’t working in the brand new fridge. Instead of dealing with warranty service, took the door apart and found 3 cut wires in a big wiring harness. Spliced them back together & good to go. Oh, and I bought a pressure washer.

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I’ve been procrastinating putting these pictures back on the wall after the reno because ugh all the measuring & shit. But Father’s Day morning seemed as good a time as any. A few more to go.

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Based on crowd-sourced records of No Kings Day event turnout, and extrapolating for the cities where we don't have data yet, it looks like roughly 4-6 million people protested Trump across the U.S. yesterday. That's nearly 2% of the U.S. pop! Mobilized anti-Trump resistance is exceeding 2017 levels

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Everyone thinks they have daddy issues, meanwhile this guy lost his dad and did so much heroin it made him believe in alchemy and now we all have to get renaissance diseases

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Trying to imagine how seriously fucked up in the head you have to be to put out a press release today reminding everyone that you got legislation passed that allows you to run over protesters if you feel threatened. LA Freedom Caucus is pleading, begging for blood this weekend like a sick fuck.

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This would’ve been wild

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In another life my wife was a photographer and I helped her shoot weddings. The best man for a wedding we shot in Athens, AL was the lead guitarist for the Alabama Shakes, who at the time just exploded in popularity. The whole band was there as guests.

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I’m getting targeted Cuomo for mayor ads on YouTube. Folks, I live in Louisiana.

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I’m a one issue voter in 2028 and that issue is cold-blooded and brutal revenge

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Updated all-time costliest National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP) events on record. Note: Helene now sits at #4 ($6.18B), though nearly all of those payouts have come in Florida ($5.8B). North Carolina only at ~$0.2B. Most Americans living inland from the coast have no flood insurance coverage.

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lol

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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

submitted 6 days ago • 597 comments

Not sure there’s a cheaper thrill from a sensory experience than pouring coffee into a porcelain mug and drinking out of it.

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me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

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This is great and you should read it.

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The girl has been at an overnight soccer camp in Jackson since Sunday and based on our morning call her social battery is nearly empty.

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bro you have to work to get a meal in new orleans that looks this shit

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There’s a little bakery a couple of blocks from our hotel and you know we’re trying every bar.

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Trump sending troops to US cities isn’t fascism. Real fascism is closing down the Olive Garden during the pandemic, something he also did

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Nothing more LA than this woman selling dirty dogs in between rubber bullets and tear gas

submitted 9 days ago • 65 comments

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

submitted 10 days ago • 735 comments

Me, normally: Y’know, this place has a lot of problems and we need to address them if we’re going to fix it.” Me, watching international tournaments with US athletes:

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Coco! Let’s gooooo!

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The Earnhardt documentary is so good.

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eye twitching

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What's it like inside the National Weather Service right now? @evanbush.bsky.social and @chasecain.bsky.social got a rare look inside one local NWS office. They found dedicated people committed to the mission but an office that is unquestionably short-staffed. www.nbcnews.com/science/scie...

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Commerce Sec. Lutnick made a lot of erroneous claims about NWS staffing during congressional testimony this week, including that the Nat'l Hurricane Center is fully staffed. It's not. www.cnn.com/2025/06/06/w...

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

The summer futsal season started tonight and the girls team got absolutely COOKED. Well done, in fact.

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This is still Trump's best Elon work but I have high hopes for the next 24 hours

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

submitted 12 days ago • 644 comments

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

submitted 12 days ago • 429 comments

I cannot stress enough that there is a double digit percentage of the population of this nation of more than 300 million people who sincerely believe these are the two smartest men in America.

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

I was so scared that when it happened it would be anticlimactic or quiet and, gang, it's nice to have a pleasant surprise!!!!

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

lol hell yea here we go

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The Braves we’re winning 10-4 heading into the top of the 9th and they’ve given up 7(!) runs. Garbage.

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we’ve gone full Lucille Bluth, never go full Lucille Bluth

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We installed mesonet station 13 yesterday on the south side of Natchitoches, LA. Our most efficient site install yet - from site arrival to departure was only 3.5 hours!

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