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toddkehne.bsky.social
Former barista, sometimes actor, work-at-home dad I’m mostly just here for the Packers and other football nonsense #GoPackGo🧀
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Skiing for a week in Tahoe was fucking amazing…but nothing beats coming home to kiddo hugs and puppy snuggles

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lmao…lmfao even

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That’ll do pig, that’ll do

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The only time I’ve truly regretted giving up alcohol is here, now, today, on this god-forsaken airplane…I could use about 7 whiskeys right now 😒

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update…we did good

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Kiddo wanted sliders for his 10th birthday party, so kiddo’s getting sliders…post smoke update to come

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The USA had never lost a Four Nations Championship game before Trump became President.

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Shaq is all of us lmao

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If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery

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I’m constantly amazed at how many *supposedly* functioning adults can’t figure out how a friggin rolling drop off works

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I thoroughly enjoyed the comedy that was Aaron Rodgers tenure with the Jets, but man it would be kind of sad if that’s how he goes out

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Our enemies will cower in fear at all of the penis graffiti. bsky.app/profile/drew...

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very excited to be working tonight, especially the part where it’s all outside right in this little window 🥶

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can’t believe they did Marty Robbins dirty like that

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The Chiefs could still make history tonight, first team to ever be shutout in a Super Bowl 😂

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wheeeew, that was 🔥

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who wins still doesn’t matter all that much to me, but I’m very much enjoying watching the chiefs get blasted

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I’m so beyond happy to have these rascals back home 🥰 they are tiiiired pups after three weeks away

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Finally get to pick my dogs up tomorrow!! Vacation was great but I miss our pups so much, the house is so weirdly empty and quiet

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I’m so invested I keep forgetting to breathe…two more days to go

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If you’ve ever wondered what it would look like to see somebody’s brain being eaten by a carnivorous worm in real time…boy today is your day

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it’s a walk on the beach kind of night

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I randomly found out this morning that we have the only Chili’s to be found in either Washington or Oregon…go Spokane lol

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I’m going to need @aaronnagler.bsky.social and @cheeseheadtv.bsky.social to remind folks that professional football did not start in 1965, and that the Green Bay Packers is already the only team to win three straight titles, having done it twice (1929-31 and 1965-67).

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well *heavy sigh* go Saquon? I guess?

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Ok, now the NFL is NEVER beating the “refs are biased toward the Chiefs” allegations

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Buffalo imma need you to do something for me

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That whole sequence may have just switched me from team #anybodybutkansascity to team #anybodybutphilly

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Oh fuck all the way off with this ref crew

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Ball don’t lie

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Anything but a Chiefs/Eagles rematch I'm tired of reruns

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We finally get football again today!!

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So happy to see Keys win her first Slam, wish I had been able to stay awake long enough to watch, but I’m old, and watching the highlights with a cup of coffee was ok too

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Madison Keys played: 46 grand slams 12 slam quarters 7 slam semis 2 slam finals Before winning the Aussie Open playing some of the best tennis I've ever seen beating the top 2 players in the world at the top of their game. What an UNREAL effort

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I hate this

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Now that we are here, I finally get to settle in and start on this beast

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my 2 week soul-recharge has officially begun

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We’ve driven by multiple times a year for the last decade or more and just never made the time to stop, was nice to actually see you this time Multnomah

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