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Humorist, musician, and game developer in STL. Laugh at me at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Frazzled, End of the Bench Sports, Doctor Funny, and out in public if you want.
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One thing about meal prepping is I’ve experimented with some just-okay meals and had to eat them 8 times.

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After cooking chicken, you want to cut the largest piece right away to establish dominance.

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Trump's new April 9 tariffs

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At this point I suspect I could liquidate a bunch of used games from my basement at GameStop and send the economy over the edge.

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Trump thinks keys don’t exist if you stop jingling them.

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After just freely interacting with non-straight friends like normal, the algo started showing me a lot of relatively suggestive posts which Weren't My Thing™️so I've hit "Show Less Like This" a few times trying to just get back to neutral and instead my Discover feed is just all sack and hole now.

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I’ll occasionally stop to watch a Reel that pops up of a hydraulic press crushing a box of crayons or a can of Pringles or something but I can never tell if this kind of thing is intended for weirdos.

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The book Frindle would just be an obnoxious LinkedIn post today.

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I probably don’t have to tell you what it was like to buy a fucking kayak while it was 78 degrees and now it’s headed back down to about 28 this upcoming week.

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Today's Garbage Indie Game update: Collectibles that dance around and physics-constrained trash cans that do all the annoying shit your real trash cans do.

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My new favorite advice for Blender users is "make sure your Temperature units are set right."

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Serious situation unfolding nearby at the gas station where I get my turky

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Kiddo played with this from dinner until bedtime so that’s a good sign. I get to start my first serious level blockouts!

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I dunno…two typos feels like kind of a lot for the front cover.

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Little update on my garbage indie game.

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Microsoft is being discussed. I used to work with a guy, clever C# dev. Was the type that demanded to take home all leftovers from break room. Told me once about what he thought sex with various cartoon characters would be like. Invited me and my wife to sneak into his local movie theater with him

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Extremely good

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Gal Gadot: 🎶 Imagine there’s Obaamaaaa…🎶

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Trump skips honoring soldiers killed in Lithuania to watch golf. It’s what they would have wanted.

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Vista.

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I'm trying to figure out the phenomenon where you have extra pull with Trump if you look like you were in the music video for Black Hole Sun.

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Relatable.

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When healthcare folks start asking elder millennials about their mental health for the first time in the 2020s…

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Yeah that's all very interesting information about another Nintendo console that's never going to leave my television.

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Gamers when they learn about any game development trick at all:

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For fun my wife and I like to compare how screwed we would be if we had to re-enter the dating scene. My profile would currently read: Interested in meal prepping so I can eat the same thing every day without thinking much about it. Recently got into decaffeinated soda. I made like $6,000 last year.

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My phone came up with the idea that I should dial into my wife’s doctor appointment, which would be a pretty good bit.

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Spent a bunch of time on the very first Just Cause game today. Love the series, but this was the first look I got at how good it was right out of the gate. Not perfect at all but extremely good for 2006.

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Takes a lot of big dumb courage to throw like $25-30 of meat in the slow cooker and run it on low all day through a storm system, but that’s the kind of big dummy I am. And I got away with it.

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Why did they make the tariffs look like the Family Feud board though

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I used to do cooking streams on Twitch with some success. Since then I’ve taken an interest in meal prepping. Might have to get back into it.

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The best feature of Mail for iOS is plausible deniability. Example: “Hey, what the hell? Didn’t you get my email?” “No motherfucker. I use Mail for iOS. I haven’t seen email from anyone in days.” “Oh goddammit you’re right. I forgot. My bad. Anyway, yeah, Mom passed yesterday.”

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