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Comedy writer, musician, and game developer in STL. Laugh at me at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Frazzled, End of the Bench Sports, Doctor Funny, and out in public if you want.
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Car Theft Up 28 Percent Across St. Louis, Here's How the Thieves Stay Organized with Salesforce for Small Business (Sponsored)

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I'm restricted to light conversation only this weekend following a dorito-related injury. Thank you.

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If God of Weapons slipped under your radar like mine, it's Vampire Survivors in 3D and it just hit Xbox sub-$10. Covered it today on the blog. codewriteplay.com/2025/06/13/g...

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Email: Hey we know you cover video games, would you like to check out this game we're publishing? Email: Hey we know you post on social about your dog, would you like to try this new dog food we've created? Email: Hey would you like to attend a special second theater run of Brokeback Mountain?

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I have a pitch for Anchorman 3: The network is receiving federal funding so they run out Veronica Corningstone because they're concerned with the lack of the lack of diversity. The guys return to fighting in the streets and misconduct at work parties. It's just Anchorman 1 in reverse.

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What Facebook feels like: Oh. I see Jeremy got married. Huh. Small ceremony, probably. Jeremy: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO 850 OF OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS PLUS EVERYONE AT THE PARK WHO AGREED TO JOIN US FOR OUR SPECIAL DAY

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I would argue it's one a lot more than the other.

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I'll also be selling and signing my gamedev interview book after the show! These will be priced to get them out of my house. If you get the last copy, I'll also ask you to take the luggage I brought them in. Thank you in advance. Hit the link for livestream details! caveat.nyc/events/slack...

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ten years ago I backed a small indie game in progress on Kickstarter for the first time. I'm very much looking forward to playing it.

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Overheard at the construction site across the street: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN THE SHOWER MOTHERFUCKER!"

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I aspire to the confidence and self importance of any of the golf cart drivers in this subdivision who will just reply to a wave or a "hello" with a shitty look. I'm sorry, you're in the world's silliest vehicle, I didn't know this trip was strictly business. Good luck on your lap time.

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Do yourself a favor and look at Felt That: Boxing, if you haven't. codewriteplay.com/2025/06/09/f...

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I did want to write up something about men’s mental health awareness month. I’m not anybody, but I am someone with a few failed suicide attempts under my belt. So this is from me to you. To anyone that needs a moment to feel seen. You deserve to feel seen 👇 lianaruppert.medium.com/you-are-stil...

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You mean the stair that lost its mind? I'm not even thinking about it. Believe me. If I wanted to climb stairs correctly...everybody knows it. Everybody knows I climb the stairs like nobody else has, ever before.

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The blog is back. God help me, the blog is back. codewriteplay.com/2025/06/08/n...

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If I could go back and do one more episode of my old podcast I'd do a sign-off on video and the camera would turn and there would be a whole studio audience there and I'd tee off on them like, "NOT ONE TIME?! LIKE 500 EPISODES YOU DON'T MAKE A SOUND ONE TIME?!"

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The idea that these would not be clickable buttons is fucking hilarious.

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Wife: Hon can you send off the grocery orders after you add whatever you want? Me: Totally. Website: For security, please re-enter your CVV. Me:

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I'm sorry we can't all close out this day of drama IRL together in the Midwestern fashion and stand in a group by our cars in a restaurant parking lot and laugh about everything for hours.

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What a day I picked. What a day I picked, you guys...

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We're finally seeing the fruits of Trump and Elon's multi-year conspiracy to have their feelings hurt on television.

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Why does every man over 50 believe he gets special treatment at Best Buy?

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Back on Twitter for work because this is hell. Same name. At least I won't be troubled by having any followers.

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We passed a U-Haul truck on the road. I don't think it was the full 50-Proud-Boy cab but it might have been the 25.

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The creators of every single phone have managed to talk themselves out of just having the phone shut the fuck up if you turn the volume all the way down.

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Our Lomi countertop composter just ate its final shit. We used it regularly for about half the time we had it. There's no way it offset the impact of a microwave-sized appliance now going off to be with Jesus a few years later. I remember worrying "is this just white nonsense?" and yeah, probably.

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Discovery Zone and Aladdin's Castle are great examples of businesses from the 90s that we all thought we had the only one. Both had 300+ locations. Now we've had the internet for 30 years and somehow we know less about everything.

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