toddnotmitchell.com
Comedy writer, musician, and game developer in STL.
Laugh at me at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Frazzled, End of the Bench Sports, Doctor Funny, and out in public if you want.
1,445 posts
588 followers
318 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
comment in response to
post
Yeah what a combo this would be. Really like those guys.
comment in response to
post
You guys are crushing it. I bought one of the oldest phones supported, refurbed for $150 just so I could test the waters, and I made the switch right away. Privacy and safety need to go mainstream.
comment in response to
post
The wife part didn't happen but she was very quiet and I know what it meant and she knows she's right and that's what marriage is like after ten years.
comment in response to
post
Wife: Was Jeremy at our wedding?
Me: That was thirteen years ago I don't remember
Wife: have you talked since then?
Me: CAN I HAVE FEELINGS PLEASE?
comment in response to
post
I for one love the thought of this guy continuously putting out tracks about anyone with any money but him. I hope the next one is about the briefcase ladies on Deal or No Deal.
comment in response to
post
This is absolutely true and I actually kind of feel bad for the guy. He took in over $30,000 which was a ton in that moment, but it's actually nothing compared to having a couple thousand people casually follow your career with disdain for the next decade.
comment in response to
post
There's nothing else in the subdivision to get to, by the way. This thing is going to do a great job taking you through three construction sites and back to your house. I guess I can understand why you wouldn't be eager to strike up a conversation.
comment in response to
post
I know the actual truth, there's a seller in this neighborhood and you got talked into a $10,000 car that can't do school pick-up, so you're stuck in a boring version of the movie Speed where you have to putt around in this thing once every ten days or it will fall apart while you still owe $9,500.
comment in response to
post
I like it.
comment in response to
post
My reason for stopping was I didn't have the access bigger outlets had, I only had access to their worst commenters. Well, maybe I can have both.
comment in response to
post
I was just telling my wife "anything I take my hands off of, that's what starts to work."
comment in response to
post
"Let's put them above trending topics. They are for reference only."
comment in response to
post
Okay I fixed it by pulling everything out from where it's supposed to be in her office until I found it. I don't remember where any of it was, but she'll be glad I figured out this basic adult responsibility.
comment in response to
post
While I'm looking, things are getting bought at the store and marked unavailable in the cart.
comment in response to
post
I don't recognize this last 4 and don't seem to carry whatever it is in my wallet.
comment in response to
post
She is, of course, asleep for an overnight shift now.
comment in response to
post
They should probably leave home more.
comment in response to
post
Growth has pretty much stopped, reach is not great, and a lot of outlets and groups I'd like to be working with are not making the jump. It seems like the best I can do on principle is be everywhere at once.
comment in response to
post
Amazing.
comment in response to
post
And yeah DnD books have always cost a fortune
comment in response to
post
Oh shit that's a good story!
comment in response to
post
Apparently