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Wow! Well done

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Wordle 1,404 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Don't bring *anything* to a gun fight. Why are you going to a gun fight?

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[Answering police questions] What? Any money in the purse? yea it had three hun.. no, THOUSAND dollars in it.

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Wow! Didn't know this one

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They [legally] bribe because 1) there is a great return on investment 2) there are no consequences.

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You gonna take that from him, SCOTUS?

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Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors. And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

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1) Do something autocratic 2) Wait to see how people react 3) If they don't push back hard enough, carry on 4) If they do push back hard enough, "pause" it 5) Illegally consolidate more power 6) Repeat

submitted 15 days ago • 185 comments

He’s pulled the knife half way out of the economy’s back, but the injury (no longer a reliable trading partner) will take years to heal. #stupid

submitted 15 days ago • 341 comments

There is a fine line between gym/diet success pic and thirst trap

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Democratic leaders act like time travelers afraid to do anything that might change the future

submitted 17 days ago • 90 comments

#StockMarket #MarketCrash #BlackMonday #DonaldTrump #OrangeMonday

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#OrangeMonday 🤬

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Today will forever be known as Orange Monday. 🍊 #StockMarket #MarketCrash #BlackMonday #DonaldTrump #OrangeMonday

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The best name we’ve heard for the stock market bloodbath today is Orange Monday and we hope everyone will forever use it as a descriptor solely because he will fucking HATE it. #OrangeMonday

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Bankrupt running a casino. Pause in awe for a minute and absorb the enormity of that then marvel at the speed and efficiency with which the wealthiest and most influential country on earth has been dismantled to be sold for parts. #OrangeMonday

submitted 17 days ago • 19 comments

Orange Monday: The global stock market is collapsing. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong -13.6% 🇹🇼 Taiwan -9.6% 🇯🇵 Japan -9.5% 🇮🇹 Italy -8.4% 🇸🇬 Singapore -8% 🇸🇪 Sweden -7% 🇨🇳 China -7% 🇨🇭 Switzerland -7% 🇩🇪 Germany -6.8% 🇪🇸 Spain -6.4% 🇳🇱 Netherlands -6.2% 🇦🇺 Australia -6.2% 🇫🇷 France -6.1% 🇬🇧 UK -5.2% #OrangeMonday #TrumpTariffs

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The American people have risen up and they are PISSED AS HELL. #HandsOff

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The even have a name for someone who is too zealous

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Trump will get rid of anyone who isn’t a brain dead slobbering loyalist.

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🔊

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..and one of those is Blue Sky!

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I think progressives have had a problem with "purity tests" (the need for all leaders to have tightly aligned perspectives or else stay quiet about it) And I think the Democratic Party has had a problem with being...undemocratic - with too much power in the institution and not in the people.

submitted 23 days ago • 457 comments

Wisconsin, Be sure to vote for Judge Susan Crawford. Remember that election day is April 1st.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Future iteration of a screen time warning that I need

submitted 28 days ago • 69 comments

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

submitted 28 days ago • 107 comments

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

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