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toebr0gan.bsky.social
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back
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Everything I’ve learned about my coworkers has been against my will

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Woke up inching toward oblivion again.

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Local cheeses. Fresh-baked pastries. A crate of organic apples for $10. Handmade soaps that smell like paradise. A guy with a banjo is playing nearby, and the coffee stand has $3 lattes made from beans roasted yesterday. You’re balls deep in this farmers market and about to bust

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If I don’t sleep I can’t wake up with regrets

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Any tips on being happy? For someone just getting into ignoring the horrors of everyday life

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry babe. If it ain’t a paid day off work, it ain’t a real holiday

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Business in the front, party in the back, disaster everywhere else.

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[grows apart from everybody]

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Alexa, bring about the end

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Taking a shit on the clock is how I stick it to the man. So yeah you could say I’m an activist

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

The masculine urge to be emotionally unavailable at all times even though it’s killing me inside and wrecking my life

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The Super Bowl brings Saturday energy to Sunday which makes the following Monday extra painful

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever the outcome of the Super Bowl, I just hope all the players have fun

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i hope i get reincarnated as a worm at least once

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

i promise me not following some of you back is not personal, i just get really committed to the bit

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

Not everything is a psyop but lowkey yes it is

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In an alternate universe Kanye East is naked at the Grammys with his fully clothed wife

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Friday did your political meme save everyone yet

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

There’s something so unnatural about seeing a hot person waiting for the bus

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Really counting on this coffee to change my entire perspective on life

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

But have you tried wallowing in despair about it?

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Not to be dramatic but if the Chiefs win, God has truly abandoned us

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

By Ice Cube’s metric, I’ve never once had a bad day because I’ve never had to use an AK

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Here's some dried skin flakes to remember me by

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

It’s not a generational curse, you’re just a loser like your parents

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Not to brag but my doctor said he’s never seen such high levels of micro plastics in testicles before

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

What did they mean by this?

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

I’m like if a chill guy was high strung and quick to anger

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Sobriety is always celebrated but what about those of us that can use drugs and not have it ruin our lives

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Anything can be politicized if you’re stupid enough

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I hate when I have a bad day that lasts for several months

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

No idea how to make friends with girls. All they want is sex

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Quick question - is this hell?

submitted 43 days ago • 8 comments

Sorry I exploded into a million bats and flew away when you invited me to your party

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Should have fled into the wilds this week.

submitted 111 days ago • 3 comments

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

submitted 463 days ago • 33 comments

Giving a fuck but in a subtle way that gives me plausible deniability

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to decide which complex issue I’d like to take an absurdly reductionist view of today. Any ideas?

submitted 85 days ago • 15 comments