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Religion totally makes sense on a Monday morning

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Everything I’ve learned about my coworkers has been against my will

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Woke up inching toward oblivion again.

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Local cheeses. Fresh-baked pastries. A crate of organic apples for $10. Handmade soaps that smell like paradise. A guy with a banjo is playing nearby, and the coffee stand has $3 lattes made from beans roasted yesterday. You’re balls deep in this farmers market and about to bust

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If I don’t sleep I can’t wake up with regrets

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Any tips on being happy? For someone just getting into ignoring the horrors of everyday life

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Sorry babe. If it ain’t a paid day off work, it ain’t a real holiday

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Business in the front, party in the back, disaster everywhere else.

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[grows apart from everybody]

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Alexa, bring about the end

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Taking a shit on the clock is how I stick it to the man. So yeah you could say I’m an activist

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The masculine urge to be emotionally unavailable at all times even though it’s killing me inside and wrecking my life

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The Super Bowl brings Saturday energy to Sunday which makes the following Monday extra painful

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Whatever the outcome of the Super Bowl, I just hope all the players have fun

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i hope i get reincarnated as a worm at least once

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i promise me not following some of you back is not personal, i just get really committed to the bit

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Not everything is a psyop but lowkey yes it is

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In an alternate universe Kanye East is naked at the Grammys with his fully clothed wife

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Happy Friday did your political meme save everyone yet

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There’s something so unnatural about seeing a hot person waiting for the bus

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Really counting on this coffee to change my entire perspective on life

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But have you tried wallowing in despair about it?

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Not to be dramatic but if the Chiefs win, God has truly abandoned us

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By Ice Cube’s metric, I’ve never once had a bad day because I’ve never had to use an AK

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Here's some dried skin flakes to remember me by

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It’s not a generational curse, you’re just a loser like your parents

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Not to brag but my doctor said he’s never seen such high levels of micro plastics in testicles before

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What did they mean by this?

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I’m like if a chill guy was high strung and quick to anger

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Sobriety is always celebrated but what about those of us that can use drugs and not have it ruin our lives

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Anything can be politicized if you’re stupid enough

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I hate when I have a bad day that lasts for several months

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No idea how to make friends with girls. All they want is sex

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Quick question - is this hell?

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