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stop insulting me i am very stupid i have never read a book
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im him

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Lmao

submitted 20 hours ago • 9 comments

just squished johnny depp with my car whatever who cares

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

[smugly, in gulag] i was calling them nazis before this

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hell yeah janet mills

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being accused of a new thing “illegally woke”

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the only ppl i know who acted like this… and i mean exactly like this… were dudes on heroin who genuinely thought nobody could tell lmao

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“With no due respect, suck hog”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

fash bashing the cat

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

github should allow me to post messages on other peoples page like "this guy is a sex pest" and "this guy owes me 8 bucks" and "this guy is actually cool as hell" (i would only post on mens walls out of respect for mY Wife)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

hey, ive seen what u have been up to,, ur latest work. I gotta say - it sucks shit. Its fucked and trash

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i hope to hit a cybertruck with a TOW missile one day

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

firing a gun into da toulet

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if i was this rich i would hire a guy to just make sure i dont post shit like this

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

son, if u become like elon musk - i will bash ur fucken head in. i will toss u into a well and forget ur existence. no god will search for you when i am done

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

who smoked all my weed in this meeting

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

anybody in tech who thinks the whole 10x programmer thing is real could use 10x more brain cells

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

you tube - where searching doesnt work and the ui is broken but we do want to show you this joe rogan clip

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

in a very real way i wish that it was 7th grade again and im donning my patch covered denim vest and im getting absolutley trampled to death at this

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

horse kicked him in the head

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

they should make a programming language that is cool and fun. also it should be named after me.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I crave da Big Day

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

in the programming language "go" when u type "func" its short for "fucken cunt" which is what u say when ur using the programming language "go"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

should australians be allowed on my property? No!!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

have invented a good new religion but we require 1 sacrifice and u already know who it is

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

lol i just fucked up gaius julius caesar. i fucked his shit up so bad lmao.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

everyone loves when i run the meeting they say stuff like "wait devin is running this one?" and "are you the only one who can run it" because they love it so much

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

gods third fav software engineer

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i just wrote some "code" for "fun" and now im going to beat my desk into pieces with my work laptop

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

every post is a piece of resistamce

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

sir, a second staircase has hit mitch mcconnell

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

artificial asstelligence TM

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

haveing coffee 👍

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

check out the raper “eminem” its pretty cool

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

in this time spider man is shootin cum

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

this lil fuck from carthage just took my fucken keys wtf

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Rolling up to the jobsite to protect my Mexican comrades from ICE 🫡

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

AI had taught me to suck my own hog but it backfired and now im stuck

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

As you might have guessed, the DOGE people are all 21 year old virgins and Thiel Fellows who were not sufficiently swirlied in their former lives. I hope more get named.

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

excuse m ister president my baby hasd been killed by disease trump: deisese its a deiseise ur baby has the deisiese

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I would bounce those little nerds heads like a basketball before I accepted their code review

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

submitted 24 days ago • 1414 comments

lmao the media is going to help him the whole way were so fucked baby

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so sorry I can't stop laughing. OpenAI, the company built on stealing literally the entire internet, is crying because DeepSeek may have trained on the outputs from ChatGPT. They're crying their eyes out. What a bunch of hypocritical little babies. Cry more, freaks. www.ft.com/content/a0df...

submitted 25 days ago • 199 comments

Baller Alert:

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