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toenail.lol.pizza
stop insulting me i am very stupid i have never read a book
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what if im stupid? who fucken cares

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writing aan angry blog post about message queues and then deleting it. repeating this every day until i no longer have feelings about message queues

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

sippin on some ashwaganda,,, thinking so deeply

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

i have committed ritual suicide because the gas station cashier did not tell me to have a nice day too

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

when im about to get slapped with a domestic terrorism level rape charge

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using AI to show off my creative genius: a 3 second video of a guy

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gm

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Pissin: cumstoppable

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I will not vote for any member of a congress that passes a bill banning trans care. Don't care what side you're on, and don't care if you're running for dogcatcher. I don't care if the GOP runs things. Figure out how to stop it or I'll vote for someone who will.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

the inevitable ai god can suck my little goblinesque ass

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

@murderxbryan.bsky.social can we get a “guys: a podcast about guys who watch guys: a podcast about guys” and u look at all the werid freaks ( not me ) who listen? Again im not a freak so not me

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me ( left ) telling my boss ( right ) that im skipping our 1:1 Pic unrelated

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god damn lmao

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reminder dan crenshaw lost his eye slipping on cum and piss after jacking off too hard

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laura jane grace rules, the song rules, etc

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

im screamin shut da fuck up at the Birds, im yellin howdy doo at the god damn sun

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

step into my invisible ride

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

losing my mind.txt

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Just found out greece still exists

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watching my wife eat her ice cream after i finish mine

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi went to a consulate in Istanbul to get a document he needed to get married. Instead, he was murdered and dismembered on the orders of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, now a close pal of Donald Trump.

submitted 15 days ago • 129 comments

imagining im at a job interview and they ask "ok design youtube" and i tell them "ok which dogshit bug do you want me to develop first"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

yeah i skate... my responsibilities bitch

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

gm to the monday man

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

one panel graphic novel

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

im officially racist against white south africans.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

woke pope ruling with a soft fist

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

"board member at various companies" is the most grotesque linkedin viewer possible

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

smoking the loudest joint ever with those 3 guys who went and saw jesus as a litttle baby

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

this

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i keep mine in the balls

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

if u say so

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submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

im running for president im president

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

guy with 0 friends: we all crave 15 friends you know?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

stephen miller et al are not smart. they are miserable, weak "men" who have no semblance of the "masculinity" they crave. each and every one of them would be broken on the wheel of actual manhood. they know this so they scream and cry and project. anyway i just took a big shit.

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