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This is so fucking stupid. The more you read it the more fucking stupid it gets.

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You delete one of them.

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I've successfully bullshat sixteen bullshitters in my life.

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I've successfully bullshited sixteen bullshitters in my life.

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You can tell this was written by a person in their seventies.

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People point me like a weapon at others. I wonder what would change if I didn't see those as opportunities to be of use. What would I be like if I felt my existence justified itself or if I felt I had another use? I turn 39 this year and don't have basics like this figured out.

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I bet Elon Musk does the smallest amount of Ketamine possible. What a little baby he is. He can't take a big boy dose of Ketamine. What a loser. Lame.

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I met a motorcycle named Bagatha today.

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Fuck this planet.

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Roses are red, Life’s still a bitch But now the time, To go eat the rich 🥀🔪

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I miss my dog. I miss my cats. They should still be here. They had this living thing down.

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What if death was temporary? Like, can I just schedule a few weeks of death? I think a few weeks dead would really improve my life overall.

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I got a Pinecil and a little learning kit. Today I learn to solder.

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Money, but metric.

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Drake is about four months away from agreeing to a Degrassi reunion.

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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

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"Hi, I'm Drake. You might know me from Hotline Bling. You will be hearing things about me tonight that are not true. Because of this I have already sued his record label for using bots to boost his numbers. Something I'd never do. Stats are just a number to me and a number doesn't mean a thing…"

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I can't believe Drake didn't buy an ad. It would be the lamest and corniest thing to do. That's why I can't believe he didn't do it.

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in 2026 the first good Mastodon post will be made, and the earth will rumble with the sound of all 7,600 users of "fediverse" screaming because they tried for a decade to prevent it

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…and that was me in five songs. Goodnight Houston.

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https://song.link/i/834450843 Bob Dylan is a pretty big influence. The ultimate reinventor. Telling stories that aren't true but are better than truth. I am worried. I do have a worried mind. "All the truths in the world add up to one big lie."

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https://song.link/i/419165823 One of my favorite books is Big Fish. I love the idea of self-mythologizing. This song makes me relate to the angel. Something "above" and "more" wanting to be a human. The trickery and cleverness of it all is something I would want to do if I were a god.

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https://song.link/us/i/1730998575 This song should have been "Give me a moment" by the same band. It was my goto suicide song. This is another sad song by them. It's haunting to me. It's more about still being here. Still being sad. But having to make some kind of peace with it.

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https://song.link/i/330493394 A lot of my life has been spent on writing and trying to get the same points across. This song makes me cry each time I hear it. Because I do often find myself pointing to my pinky and saying that it's my entire body.

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https://song.link/i/1630989919 I want to be loved and I want to be missed. I disappear from life a lot in the past due to depression. I was never checked in on much. I had people I talked to everyday seem to forget about me as soon as I wasn't there. I want people to miss me and show me they care.

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Elon has Trump's Twitter DMs.

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Cha cha real smooth.

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The democrats dancing to something that talks about sliding to the right will be the base of four good jokes none of which I am capable of writing.

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Not voting in this last election is really going to help me when it turns out voter data is kept and I have to lie to a 23 year old named PickleThick to keep my wife from being deported.

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Fuck, there's so many people I'd like to see die and it's still way less than the number they want to murder. Wild.

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And there it is. pocan.house.gov/media-center...

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Has there been a democrat saying they're going to stop this by introducing legislation yet or are they still workshopping a cunty backronym for it?

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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

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To anyone asking, the answer is that, yes you will be seen as a hero.

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Remember that violence has never solved anything and thinking of any example to the contrary is against the law. Do it and you will be taken to the reeducation camps by force.

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Someone named Mario better be coming soon.

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I'm doing fine, why do you ask?

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Yep. The little treat economy is the only thing keeping us from revolting.

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This is my fight song…

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Has there been a democrat saying they're going to stop this by introducing legislation yet or are they still workshopping a cunty backronym for it?

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People are worried. But I'm getting it done. Peace in the Middle East. No one else could have done it but me. I said I would do it and it's done. Everyone loves the idea and it's going to be even greater than anyone could imagine. Think about that. Think. Nope. Better. Much better. Golf courses.

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We already have a Palestine. The democrats didn't care for it. Chemicals trains. The people couldn't breathe. They said, "we can't breathe." But we're bringing justice to the Gaza Strip. It's going to be beautiful. Luxury hotels. Trump hotels which are better than luxury hotels. People will breathe.

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I'm already getting calls. "Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump we'll pay to be the 51st state!" Everyone wants to be the 51st state. I could just do Puerto Rico, but they're very unfair to me there. Maybe they can be 54th. Should we let them folks? We'll see. We'll see! But nah. Greenland though. That's a state!

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You know how some people touch something cold and think it's wet? Not me. I know what's wet and what's hot. And the US? We're hot again baby. We did it. We're adding more stars. We're going to add so many we might get rid of the stripes. Should we? Who needs stripes? People love stars not stripes.

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It hasn't been done since the '50s. 75 years. Well we're doing it again. We're getting more states. How many? I shouldn't say. I won't say! Just know we're adding more stars to our flag. Stars. Oh you made me say it. Stars. Yes. More than one. We're going to have countries begging to be states.

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