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I've traveled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills, and I had to see about it.
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presumably other sports have this problem from time to time but nothing brings me joy the way a baseball game delay because there's a recalcitrant animal on the field brings me joy

submitted 47 days ago • 24 comments

Showing up to family court wearing a shirt that says “Good Trouble” and walking out before the judge issues full custody to my wife.

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

I will never watch a prestige Apple TV drama. This is a blood oath I have taken

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Someone tell Schumer that the OPM is being taken over by college students protesting a genocide so we can actually see some urgency from the opposition party

submitted 86 days ago • 44 comments

Any Chiefs fan can drop a pin and fight me at any time, no qualifiers

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Main takeaway: stop throwing the goal line fade

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Being a catholic is all about pounding the damn rock

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

18 PLAYS 75 YARDS AND 9 MINUTES AND 45 SECONDS HELLLLLLLL YES.

submitted 98 days ago • 13 comments

they got better phone apps for kids, dank food, hot babes, sick electric cars, megacities that make ours look like hovels. we are toilet nation, mark. the hyperloop pedophile has strangled our ability to have good shit. deal with that first you fuckin dope

submitted 104 days ago • 24 comments

Me to my gf every time Cooper Flagg touches the ball: “he’s from Maine”

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

the world, which seems tragically harsh and even doomed on a two coffees empty stomach, now seems alive with possibility after 900 calories of lunch. No conclusions to draw from that

submitted 727 days ago • 3 comments

Stafford bullying the refs like LeBron in the Olympics

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments