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BREAKING: after hostile exchange on social media, Donald Trump and Elon Musk meet in person to iron things out, and things take a turn for the worse. (SOUND UP) #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

Wellp, the honeymoon's officially over 😉 #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

First look at Pete Hegseth's new hire, 22-year-old ex-Gardner Thomas Fugate, who will head DHS’s terrorism prevention group. #PeteHegseth

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Live look at Stephen Miller plotting with MTG on how to get his wife back from Elon Musk. #StephenMiller #ElonMusk

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: surveillance video has been released of the altercation between Elon Musk and Stephen Miller, causing Musk's black eye, that resulted from Miller finding out his wife was leaving him for the Tesla CEO and billionaire. #StephenMiller #ElonMusk

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

The new Stephen Miller documentary just dropped. #StephenMiller #Naziferatu

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Who let the CLONES out? Who, who, who, who who? Whoooooooo let the CLONES out? Who, who, who, who who? #JoeBidenClone

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Fixed it. #TACOsGestapo

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Live look at Stephen Miller watching his wife with Elon Musk... watching... and waiting... #StephenMiller #ElonMusk

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

Finally, the remake we've all been waiting for! #StephenMiller #ElonMusk

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Fixed it. #TACOsGestapo

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

This looks like it could be the blockbuster hit of the summer movie season! #StephenMiller #ElonMusk

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

One flew east, one flew west, Stephen Miller flew over the CUCKOLD'S nest.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.

submitted 4 days ago • 1026 comments

BREAKING: Antifa thugs break into Disney's Hall of Presidents attraction to reprogram the Donald Trump animatronic and dress it in disparaging outfit. #DonaldTrump #TACO

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

I think I might start selling these ;) #MDFA

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

The real question isn't how did Elon Musk steal Stephen Miller's wife - it's how did he NOT know?

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: Antifa thugs vandalize entrance to Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate. #TacoLago

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

;)

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

Live look at Stephen Miller camped out in front of Elon Musk's house trying to get his wife back. #ElonMusk

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

Ask not for whom the bell tolls... #JoeBiden

submitted 5 days ago • 51 comments

Video has been leaked showing how Elon Musk really got a black eye.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

BREAKING: Antifa thugs break through secured door to roof in the Trump Tower hotel in Las Vegas and replace the sign with viscous slur. #parody

submitted 6 days ago • 20 comments

SPOILER ALERT: what's "coming" is diarrhea. #DonaldTrump #TACO

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Wellp, looks like Comey's in hot water again... #TACO

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

BREAKING: Antifa thugs vandalize Air Force One with disparaging graffiti. #TACO

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

BREAKING: President Trump signs seven figure endorsement deal to be the spokesman for new Depend's "large load" men's undergarment.

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

Donald "TACO" Trump performs his world famous "Trump Always Chickens Out" dance, at a wedding reception in Mar-a-Lago last night. #TACO #Tariffs

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

TACO and NAZO watch another one of NAZO's Starship's explode mid-flight - marking the 3rd Starship in a row to blow up. (T.A.C.O. = Trump Always Chicken Out on Tariffs)

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

Live shot of Donald Trump attempting to take on Harvard University - in a battle of wits.

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

File photo of Donald Trump and his son, leaving Harvard admissions interview with special souvenir Harvard hats after Barron's application to attend was summarily rejected.

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

BREAKING: Melania Trump saves world.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Fixed it ;) #MDFA

submitted 9 days ago • 25 comments

Fixed it. (SOUND UP) #AlgonquinRoundTable

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

Live look at President Trump, Vice President Vance and Defense Secretary Hegseth at Arlington National Cemetery paying their respects to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. #MemorialDay

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

After leaving West Point graduation ceremony early without shaking hands with graduates to go golfing, Donald Trump attempts to make amends by visiting the Tomb of the Unknown soldier on Memorial day.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

MTG tests out new drinking fountain boyfriend Brian Glenn got her for their 1 year dating anniversary.

submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

Well at least these guys are wearing more appropriate masks now ;) #PatriotFront

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

MTG tests out new drinking fountain boyfriend Brian Glenn got her for their 1 year dating anniversary.

submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

On the left, a Harvard graduate. On the right, the closest this person will ever get to being a Harvard graduate. #BarronTrump

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

Fixed it. #TrophyWife

submitted 11 days ago • 53 comments

BREAKING: after slapping 25% tariffs on all iPhones made outside the US - Donald Trump announces new "Trump MAGA-friendly Smartphones" - with intuitive engineering specifically designed so that a typical Trump voter can easily understand how to use them.

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

Fixed it.

submitted 13 days ago • 49 comments

The verdict is in...

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Bad Boys Bad Boys Watcha Gonna Do? youtu.be/vK3s9FQkCnA?...

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

I just got my new Beavis and Butthead coffee table - and I LOVE it!

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

To cleanse the political palate, I present: A Flock of Seagals ;)

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments